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Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

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When Twilight discovers that Diamond Tiara's tiara is an evil magical artifact that turns the wearer evil, she promptly has it destroyed, curing Diamond Tiara of her cruel ways. Now, confused, afraid, and guilt ridden, Diamond Tiara find herself desperate for both redemption and true friends. Luckily, Twilight has three potential friends for her in mind. But can the Cutie Mark Crusaders bring themselves to befriend the pony who has tormented them for so long?
This is meant to play out like an actual episode of the show, theme song and all.
Also, featured here is a special parody song of "I'm a Dentist" from the movie "Little Shop of Horrors". Enjoy!

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Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.


A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.

And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.

For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.

Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles


Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!

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As of February 14th, 2018 this project is canceled. It is unlikely I will pick this up again however it isn't impossible.
Dim Shadow, a new colt moves into Ponyville during the beginning summer. Dim will do his best to stand up for anypony and he loves doing it, it's even his cutie mark. Dim isn't the strongest but he won't hesitate to fight to prove his point, however he won't try to start a fight. After a small quarrel at a park he precedes to the school park to be alone, hoping that there won't be anypony there, he was wrong. He hears crying and quickly rushes to source of it. Before his eyes, he see's three ponies huddled around and verbally abusing a filly; at that point he doesn't waste another second and immediately runs to assist the filly. That day will start something new for Dim.

Major thanks to BluRoseFriendship for making the cover art.

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Imagine if you woke up on Fluttershy's couch. You don't scream, but you look at yourself to see if you're still human. You're not, but you're not a pony. You're a draconequus. NOW you scream.
You hear someone else scream, the same has happened to them, except they're a pegasus.....

Brace yourself......... AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


co-written with Inkysplat :)
Contains mild language

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Hello everyone! My name is... Well, I go by many names. Misfortune, Insanity, Madness, but many of you probably know me as Discord. I would like to show you that I have genuinely changed by bringing you on a trip through a day of my new life here, in my new home in Ponyville.

A/N: I've been dying to write a story about Discord and then, I got this idea. Hilarity ensues.

~CloudCrusher Signing Off!~

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Discord is extremely, irrevocably bored! He decides the best way to cure boredom today is to visit his favorite princess. He just wasn't expecting to find an alicorn filly in the library. Now hijinx and adventure awaits as he tries to milk the situation and her friends try to reverse the process.

I create all pictures I use in my fan-fictions, but its not always easy. I had some help with a ponybase this time. Also I don't have spell check or auto-correct on my Open Office for some reason, so I don't see any errors until they arrive here. I know my punctuational is all messed up, and I'm sorry for that. I do try.

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Button Mash has lived in Ponyville for a few months now. Still has no friends, his father is always gone for business trips, his big brother left long ago to join the guard, and now it's usually only him and his mom. His mother tries to talk him into having friends, but he knows all he needs is his joyboy and nothing else. After standing up to a certain, harsh duo of bratty fillies, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want to get to know Button Mash a bit more after seeing him stand up to them.

Ok for everyone here, yeah I know that this pairing is VERY common, I get it. But all of the ones I read put them together right off the bat. If it where a bit more realistic, they would warm up to each other first. So I decided to write my own story of it how I think it might look like. Just so everyone knows, I am not writing this for you guys, I am writing this because I want to and I think a couple of you might like it as well. I did not plan this, I didn't brain storm this, this is my pleasure only and for fun. I write this while I am learning how to be better, so writing styles may change. Hope some of you guys enjoy it, this will be a little long just so you guys know. (P.S. Wtf why isn't Button Mash on the list of character selection?! That hurts me!) Also on a side note, I feel ashamed that I do not have proof, but this story reached the special featured box. The reason why no one saw it is because it was at 1:30 in the morning and it got taken off the list after it was there for 5 minutes :fluttercry: I was so heart broken that day. Anyway, so if that get's any credit, it was there if it counts :pinkiesad2:

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Spike wakes up one day feeling like a winner. To test his newfound winning abilities, he challenges Rainbow Dash and Applejack to a simple little game of Truth or Dare. What ensues will change the lives of the three forever.

Author's note: Spike's a boss.

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Stride has a terrible condition. He has only one more year to live. His parents brought him to Ponyville, where he could live the rest of his days in the calm and quiet.
Too late for a CMC meeting, Scootaloo hurries through the streets with her scooter. She bumps into Stride and shortly afterwards, she notices his blank flank. Stride has the opportunity to become a crusader and make new friends, but how will he tell them he's only got one more year to go?


Now also with a dramatic reading! Voiced by FluddyPirate (It's her first dramatic reading, so be sure to boost her like button!)
You can listen to the playlist here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdzFOS3oCBo&list=PLi8rlxGW0hLvYjtFAIil8GzoKolR5VIRd
Or you can read the story with the audio linked to each chapter indiviually. (Right click to open in a new page)

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Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are up to their usual, bullying the CMC. But this time, after they call the CMC "blank flanks" and leave, Silver Spoon feels depressed and tells Diamond Tiara a secret she's been keeping for awhile now.
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If there are any stories related to this, I had no intentions of stealing your idea.
Also, first story ever made, so constructive criticism is deeply appreciated.
Editor: Draco Fire (Ch. 1 & 2)

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