Before
“Do you wanna play?” He asked her she was silent for a long moment before she squealed and began bouncing up and down in circles around him.
“Yeah! Yeah! Lets play a game! Lets play a game!” She exclaimed.
“Alright, alright, lets see....what kind of game should we play?” He mused before looking to her she sat waiting up at him. An idea came to him and he chuckled, he scooped her up.
“I have just the came to play!” He told her and with a snap of his fingers the library truly became empty.
Chapter 2: Prank the Rainbow, Taste Vengeance
“Sooo,” Discord said as they appeared on a floating pink cloud.
“Do you wanna know what game we're going to play?” he asked and Twilight nodded her head eagerly.
“yes yes Dissy!” She said eagerly.
“Okay, we're going to play Horse, you know what that is?” he questioned Twilight stared at him blankly. He in return stared at her, seconds ticking by.
“No” She finally answered and he face pawed. He stared at her a long moment.
“mkay, mkay, no worries Princess Sparklebutt.” He told her and put a talon to his lips and peeked over the cloud. Ignoring Twilight when, nose close to the cloud sniffed realizing it was cotton candy began eating it.
“To play the game I shall start us off by doing one thing, you must then do something equal to or better than what I did. If whomever fails to do something of equal or better that pony fails and receives a letter, letters are bad, the one who receives all the letters spelling 'horse' loses, understand?” he asked her she blinked at him.
“The game o' horse squires us's to do somtin of equal or bedder loser gets letter, letter bad.” She repeated
“Aren't you a smarty pants.” He stated dryly she beamed nodding her head.
“Wha's a smardy pants?” She asked him confused another facepaw was her response.
“mkay...i think our first victim...er...i mean...challenge..” he corrected and looked at her waiting for her to rebuke him for the word. But no such lecture began and he only found her starring at him.
He chuckled, “okay our first challenge will be a prank on our dearest friend, RainbowDash.” He told her She looked to the pegasi that was doing warm ups on the ground.
“'kay,” She looked to him waiting.
“yous's say you goes first,” She told him sassily giving him a look. He smirked watching the Pegasus doing wing ups.
“hmmm,” he mused
“Hurry up” Whined Twilight and he gave her the stink eye.
“you can't rush perfection darling,” he told her. Then with a snap of his fingers a flower grew right below the mare.
“A flounder!? Dat's the best you do?” Twilight exclaimed
“Shush or you'll give away our position,” he said putting a cotton candy styled hat on her head.
“Don't pink 'loud gives away?” She questioned he shushed her again and she rolled her eyes. The Pegasus got a face full of the flower and promptly began to sneeze, with each sneeze her mane and coat swapped colors.
“Huh?! What?!” Exclaimed the rainbow maned pony before she began looking around spotting the pink cloud.
“DISCORD!!” She sneezed/shouted
Laughing Discord snapped them away. Fixing the chaos he'd caused the mare.
“Alright Sparkles your up.” he told her she blinked.
“I has ta prank Dashie?” She asked and he nodded. She was silent before walking towards the library, he followed.
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She walked into the kitchen scooting a chair towards the fridge. Discord raised an eyebrow ignoring the chaotic mess that was the kitchen.
“Hey Sparklebutt, where is your little minion?” He asked more importantly how long had she been like this?
“Spikey wit Celly, sh'hs” She put her hoof to his mouth eyes wide.
She stroked his cheek “We noes talk” She informed him seriously face a mere inch away from his. He lent back and she threw the fridge open it banged against the cupboard some contents spilling out.
“Ah,” He raised an eyebrow as she pulled baking soda out of her fridge.
“you carry,” She told him sighing he grabbed it. Following her, they ended up at Hayburgers. He raised an eyebrow as she walked in and sat down at a table he sat across from her.
“And what can I get you two today?” Asked a waitress she blinked staring in surprise at Twilight.
“Two orders of hayfries.” Discord said simply she walked away and he snapped his talon bits appearing on the table, not like Twilight would scold him for it. She was to busy looking at a clock however, she then looked to him pointing to the box in his paw. He quickly passed it towards her.
She took the box of baking soda from him and opened the ketchup bottle on the table before she tried to carefully pour some in, however quite a bit fell on the table. She grimaced at that reaching for napkins. However; Discord, noticing the waitress snapped his tail making the spilled soda disappear. Twilight capped the ketchup and shook the bottle.
“Here you two go, two orders of hayfries,” She said.
“Tank you very muches.” Twilight told her.
“Twilight...um...how...?” She asked
“She lost a bet,” Discord said simply the waitress eyed him but then shrugged walking away. Twilight looked at the clock again and nodded to herself, she then pointed to a booth in the corner. Raising an eyebrow he took the two baskets of fries exclaiming that the sunlight was to much for his 'delicate' fur.
“And what makes you think that RainbowDash is going to come here, now, and order hayfries. Further more sit at that particular table thus using that ketchup?” He asked Twilight blinked at him and pointed at the door. He looked staring as the blue mare came in.
“The usual Pepper,” RainbowDash said as she went to the booth Twilight and Discord had just vacated.
“Aldays on moondays” Twilight giggled Discord watched nibbling on his hayfries as the Cyan mare began bragging to anypony who would listen. He watched as the Waitress sat an order of hayfries and veggie burger down. Chatting with the mare the Pegasus pony grabbed the ketchup. Twilight giggled and put a napkin on her head Discord raised an eyebrow at the filly but looked back.
POP
RainbowDash twitched face covered in ketchup, the window and waitress as well. Discord snapped his fingers the two teleporting away. Discord howled with laughter, and Twilight giggled collapsing onto her back, laughing so hard she snorted. Thus causing her to laugh more.
“My my sparklebutt! Impressive for a first prank if I do say so!” He told her paw and talon on his hips.
“Where did you come up with that?” He asked she giggled her eyes glinting with mischief,
“Shiny tored my book once.” She told him matter of factly.