Discorded Rainbows

by Majestic Budder Gopher

What the actual?!

AHHHH!!! An ear piercing shriek echoed through Fluttershy’s cottage, waking her and all her animals up, she stormed into the front room of her cottage, only to find Discord of all draconaquus' on her couch, screaming as if he woke up in somepony else's body,

'Um, hello Discord' Fluttershy was pretty annoyed, she'd just woke up to Discord's ear piercing screech, at this point in time there were two questions in her mind, how and why,

Discord looked at her, then continued to scream 'AHHHHHHH!!!!!'

'WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!! STOP IT DISCORD IT'S FIVE AM, PONYS WILL START TO COMPLAIN!!!! SHUT UP!!! If you want to of course' she had her hooves up covering her ears by now

Discord finally calmed down a bit

'Sorry Fluttershy, I'm just a bit shocked'

'Why the buck are you shocked, your not the one who got woken up at five in the morning on a Saturday for Celestia's sake!! How did you even get in?!'

'I dont know!!!'

'How can you not know, your here, aren't you?' then she began to think aloud to herself 'Or was Gummy swimming in the punch at Pinkie's party last night?' Discord looked at her in a way that said "what the actual-?" Fluttershy saw he was confused, 'If he was then I could be hallucinating,' she explained calmly

'Oh, Right, well your not hallucinating and I don't know how I got into your DIMENSION let alone your cottage!'

'What? You've always been in Equestria Discord, you do realize that?

'No I haven't, I went to sleep in my bed at home, with my cat Guiney on my head as always, but now I'm awake and in a fricking draconaquus body, on your couch, IN EQUESTRIA!!

'You have a cat!! Oh my gosh I lovee cats! what colour is it? Is it a girl or a boy? Whats it's favorite-' Discord shot her a look 'sorry, what did you mean NOW your a draconaquus?? Haven't you always been?' Fluttershy was concerned, she wasn't sure if he was going mental, he couldn't even remember what species he was!

'No! I'm not Discord, im Rachel-Marie, a Human girl!'

Fluttershy fainted.

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'Hey, hey Fluttershy? You alright?' Rachel-Marie kept saying the same thing, it had been five minutes and Fluttershy was still unconscious and she had no idea what to do, 'Fluttershyyyy, wake up' She'd tried everything she could think of, and since all that hadn't worked, she resorted to whining, 'Oh! Ugh' she face-um... pawed herself, how could she have been so stupid, 'I'm freaking Discord, I have magic!' she held her claw up 'aaandd..... WAKE UP!' Nothing happened 'um... wake upp NOW' still nothing, 'ugh why wont you just wake up?!'

'Discord? what are you doing here?' Fluttershy woke up, rubbed her eyes and spoke drowsily,

'HA! It worked! I'm a freaking genius!!' She started to flail her arms a round and did a little dance, she was pretty happy with herself to be honest,

'Whats going on?? Last thing I remember is you saying... oh...'

'Yup,' Rachel nodded as she spoke 'you know, its strange, I was literally talking to my friend Skyla about this the other day, we were imagining what would happen if one day we woke up as....... ' Discords face dropped 'We need to find Rainbow Dash, NOW!'