Walking away from Twilight's tree and through the town, Discord sighed in boredom as he walked past multiple ponies and ripped the pages out of a book he'd taken from Twilight, "She has no sense of gratitude! I did a good thing trying to fix up her boring little tree and what does she do? She yells at me to go away! The nerve!" He ranted as he kept wandering.
Oh yes, the nerve of the princess whose home you turned into a sanctuary for living books.
"Shut it, I'm not listening to you."
He said to no one in particular, showing that his insanity didn't only affect others.
"Would you be quie--" he stopped when he ran into the Carousel Boutique, looking up at it and blinking, "Hmm... Perhaps a bit of fashion sense could brighten up my day, hmm?"
... You've got to be kidding...
"No, I'm Discord. Honestly, for a narrator you really need to work on your names."
... I'd say that you're pulling my leg, but for two obvious reasons, I won't.
"Are one of the reasons because you haven't legs to be pulled, genius?" Discord said in a snarky tone of voice.
Be glad I don't. Because if I did, I'd be brutally kicking your a--
"Why hello Rarity~!" Discord called out in a sing-song tone, making Rarity jump in shock and groan.
"Discord, what in Equestria are you doing here? Shouldn't you be helping Fluttershy with something? Perhaps doing, say, anything else besides being here?" She said as she went back to the dress she was making.
"I was only coming by to ask if you'd care for some help. You must have your hooves full with all the dresses and suits that ponies are--"
Not.
"Ordering! I couldn't with good conscious allow my favorite tailor and fashionably adept friend to do such difficult work all on her own! So please allow me to assist you in any way I can." Discord said fluttering his eyelashes as if to show her his innocence in the matter.
Rarity sighed, "Very well Discord. If you so badly wish to help me, then go ahead and fetch me that spool of thread." She said pointing at a spool of silver thread.
"Spool of thread, coming up!" He said as he picked it up and poofed next to her, placing it down and poofing back to his spot.
Rarity blinked, surprised that he hadn't replaced it with something awful. She shrugged and continued working, sewing the sleek, sparkling thread into the dress's seams.
"Oh, such a lovely dress my dear Rarity. It's very, as the kids say now days, 'On fleek'." He gushed with a big smile.
"Oh, why... Thank you, Discord... I think." She said confusedly as she continued working.
What in Equestria does that even mean?
"I have no idea, it's just some stupid word I heard some colts shouting at one another for no reason."
"Discord, whom are you talking to?" Rarity asked in confusion and minor worry, not for discord, but for herself.
"Hmm? Oh, no one Rarity, no one at all! Is there anything else you may need?"
"Um... Okay then... Yes, I need that golden broach on the counter over there." She said pointing out a beautiful golden broach in the shape of a rose.
Discord nodded and walked over, picking it up and swallowing it, "Whoopsies~" he said with a smirk as he spit it back up as a glob of gold as he began remolding and remodeling the broach to a shape he desired, which he then placed on the counter, "Here you are." He said with a smile.
"Why thank you Di-- What the?!" She screamed when she saw it. it was a broach, no longer shaped like a golden rose, but in the shape of Discord's face, a big smile on his face. "What did you do to my one of a kind, solid gold rose broach?!"
"What's wrong with it? I believe it looks even more superb than that dreadful thing you were going to use!"
... Is it your goal to see how many ponies you can annoy today or are you truly just that bored?
"You're the creator of this story, if anyone is to blame, it's you." he said in a snarky tone.
... I hate you, but you're right. Although, Rarity is the most annoying of the 6, wouldn't you agree?
"Oh absolutely, she's dreadful." Discord said with a shrug.
"You mental case, who are you talking too?!" she shouted in annoyance, "Turn this thing back to normal, right now!" Rarity shouted angrily, holding up the broach to him.
"Now why would I do that? It's such a beautiful piece of art, it'd be a 'crime against fashion' as you would say" He said with an uppity tone fo voice, taking a pose like he was reciting a Shakespearean play.
Rarity growled, "Turn it back to normal, now!" Rarity shouted, her high pitched scream almost glass-shattering as Discord covered his ears in pain, unable to take the loudness of her voice.
"Alright, alright, jeez!" He snatched it away and fixed it up, making it into the shape of Fluttershy, "... Well that's not quite right, is it..." He said, sincerely confused as well.
How in Equestria did you do that? I wrote the shape of a blob!
"I... I don't know, I was going to and then... This happened..." he said looking at it in surprise. He then sighed softly and dropped the broach, "Take your stupid accessory... I'm going to go bother someone else..." He said disappearing from sight.
"What was that all about..." She picked up the broach, "... That's rather odd..." She said looking out the open door.