Last time on Dissy and Twily:
“Luna sister, we had a deal.” Celestia argued as she levitated a pitcher of milk to an empty glass.
“Thy tricked us, tis not fair.” Luna argued a high pitched scream echoed into the castle the pitcher of milk cracked then shattered sending milk onto a pristine delightfully tasty chocolate cake slice.
“Nooooo!!” Celestia wailed in the royal voice as her cake became soggy.
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“NOT GREEN HAIR!! ANYTHING BUT GREEN HAIR!!” Screamed Rarity as she sobbing out of the bathroom with a Green mane.
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“I'm telling you the truth I swear! It was Twilights Idea!” Whined Sweetie Belle whom was being in her own words 'interrogated'. Score points for using a vocabulary word, would cheerilie be so proud?!
“Sweetie Belle, I think I've been more than generous in giving you chances,” Rarity growled her mane was somewhat purple, with dark hue's and some green streaks left.
“But I'm telling you the truth! Cross my heart and hope to fly!” Sweetie Belle whined.
“And you honestly believe, I'm going to believe, that Princess Twilight Sparkle, again PRINCESS Twilight sparkle. Would pull such a mean prank on her friend?” Rarity demanded.
“Well...maybe not Adult Twilight...” Sweetie mumbled Rarity rolled her eyes.
“Do I even want to know?” She demanded
“Well, you see Discord and Twilight snuck into the Boutique, Discord looked a little annoyed at the door, and Twilight was just a filly and she mentioned something about an O...” Sweetie belle explained.
“Enough, I don't want to here it. Just...go to your room please,” Rarity said stomping her hoof. Sweetie belle grumbled and stomped up the stairs. Rarity frowned as she went to picking up the mess she'd made in her theatrical exit of the bathroom. Shampoo's and Conditions had been thrown every which way as she attempted not only to find out which of the twelve shampoo's had caused the prank, but the new shampoo's to hopefully remove the dye.
“Discord and Twilight, really...” She grumbled and blinked, thinking about it...It would make sense if Discord pulled this prank. But why wasn't he waiting outside the bathroom then? Surely the chaos lord would have awaited to see the mare freak out. Then there was that strange ketchup incident, Sweetie Belle had exclaimed to have been in her clubhouse. Where dying her mane didn't sound like Twilight, the ketchup incident did remind her about one particular Stallion. He feared ketchup, they'd had a good laugh at his expense over it. Except Twilight, now that she came to think about it Twilight hadn't made a smirk or smile to any of the ketchup cracks. She never even touched ketchup if she could help it.
“I suppose this could wait, I should speak to Twilight about all this,” Rarity quickly skipped to the bottle of ketchup in question and went out the door towards the library.
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“Serves thee right thy sister,” Luna stated at the still whimpering mess of Celestia Celestia grimaced as Luna fork fed her another bite of the soiled cake.
“You won fair and square, you got your cake and you get to eat it.” She laughed mockingly
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“Who next?” Discord rubbed his paw and talon together as he looked to little Twilight. She was just blinking absently again.
“Child you scare me sometimes,” he told her and she looked to him.
“We sees's shiny?” She asked
“not now,” he dismissed.
“I think the game should be focused in ponyville, lets see we've uh...challenged Generosity, and Loyalty. Who should be our next contestant?” he asked her
She stared at him for a long moment before pointing a hoof. He followed it, his gaze landing on Sugercube corner.
“The element of Laughter, your going all out.” He stated she beamed at him. Walking they went towards the diabetic causing building.
“Okay, this should be interesting, pranking the element of laughter.” He told Filly twilight whom just rolled her eyes, sighing. He in turn rolled his own eyes, in his paw. Before putting them back in his face.
“Lets see,” He snapped his talon and a cupcake appeared he sat it down. Twilight just walked out of the store he pouted but waited. The Pink earth pony came bouncing down the stairs.
“Oh hiya discord!” She stated he waved a paw.
“I'll take a box of these, please.” He pointed to a batch of marble swirled cupcakes topped with a vanilla butter-creme frosting.
“If you could add sugar butterflies or something of that nature?” he asked he smiled innocently.
“For Flutters you understand? To thank her for believing in me.” He continued
“Oaky dokey lokey” she easily took the tray and bounced away. Twilight reappeared besides him and pointed he snapped his fingers she getting a chocolate cupcake she pulled something out of her bag and injected it into the frosting before replacing a bottle of hot sauce placed on the counter putting ketchup in its place.
“I think you have a ketchup fetish,” Discord informed her and Twilight beamed at him.
“I wuvs katsup.” She told him
“Oh hiya filly twilight! Can I call you Twily?” Pinkie pie asked Twilight nodded.
“Oh your so cute!” Pinkie squealed
“We should throw a PARTY!” She shouted.
“SHHH!” Mrs. Cake shushed from the stairs Pinkie winced and smiled.
“We should have a party!” She whisper/shouted.
“Ooooh cupcake” Pinkie finally noticed the cupcake Discord had brought.
“Yes, it looks so yummy doesn't it? I thought about purchasing it, but I knew fluttershy would make a big fuss if I got her something like that.” Discord waved a paw. Pinkie shrugged and attempted to eat it bang. The pink mare jumped into the air her mane shooting out, even her tail. Pinkie blinked as Discord and Twilight just blinked at her lazily, Pinkie giggled and then snorted.
“Oh that was a good one,” pinkie giggled Twilight didn't even giggle even though Discord was giggling too.
“Cupcake?” Twilight pointed to one in the display.
“oh of course,” Pinkie got it.
“now you both have one,” Discord chuckled.
“Wans tha one!” Twilight whined Pinkie giggled.
“Trade you,” Pinkie stated Twilight nodded her head eagerly trading her cupcakes.
“mmm,” Pinkie stared at it hungrily she grabbed the bottle of ketchup frowning.
“Hey...” She frowned staring at the ketchup as Twilight headed out the door.
“oh well, I normally use hot sauce but this'll do..” Pinkie then doused the thing with ketchup before biting it in half chewing quickly she finished it off within a few seconds. Discord watched the pink mare hesitated then her tongue sticking out. She put a hoof to her tongue.
“I canth feelth my thoungth...” She stated before snorting spit flying she laughed. Discord snapped his fingers, the cupcakes he'd bought in his talons.
“mkay thanks,” he grumbled as he walked out of the cake shop. Pinkie giggled as she poked her tummy where the numbness had spread giggling.
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“Twilight dearest are you home?” Rarity asked she frowned as she stepped into the library. Strange, no sign, no note, door open, lights off.
“Oh hiya Rarity,” Spike said as he came walking out of the kitchen looking just as confused as she was.
“Good Morning spike, I hope I'm not interrupting but I was just hoping to see Twilight.” She explained he shrugged then.
“I checked the library she isn't here,” He explained then he tried to hide a snicker by coughing.
“Um what happened to your um...” he chuckled a little.
“mane?” he asked She frowned at that.
“I'd rather not talk about it,” She sniffed, nose in the air.
“Thank you for your help.” Rarity said heading to the door before she remembered the ketchup.
“oh Spike, do you have any idea about this?” She asked and levitated the bottle to him. He stared at it puzzled.
“Ketchup?” He asked
“Yes, you see, Sweetie Belle decided to wake me up with a silly little prank, and she's trying to blame Twilight of all ponies!” She explained Spike stared at the ketchup in his claws.
“Um....follow me for a sec would ya?” He asked and headed up the stairs he tripped and landed face first into a tin. He wiped his face with one talon and stuck it in his mouth.
“Ketchup,” He frowned
“Oh my,” Rarity murmured. Spike went under Twilights bed and dragged out an old looking suitcase. Opening it, the inside was packed with a few miscellaneous things as well as bottles upon bottles of ketchup, and packets of said substance.
“uh what...i mean...does she have a ketchup fetish?” Rarity asked and Spike wiped at his face.
“No, but Sweetie belle was telling you the truth.” He stated. Rarity blinked.
“but Twilights scared of her mother, why would she be pranking everypony now?” He asked.
“Er, I don't think I understand that one. Sweetie belle said Twilight was a filly and was with Discord though.” Rarity stated.
“We have to separate the two...NOW!!” Spike said insistently he was quickly levitated onto her back and she ran.
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“I can't decide who won that one.” He told her firmly Twilight frowned at him. He looked to the library noting Rarity and Spike leaving it if not somewhat hurried. He didn't even notice Twilight tampering with a cupcake. He reached and carefully she scooted into his grasp. He swallowed it without chewing. Then looked to her she gave him an innocent look as she sucked the ketchup out of a small packet. He frowned.
“Finth, yoth winth thisth rounth thoo.” he said and she giggled lightly and beamed at him.