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Mar
29th
2017

I have a BOGO of news today.  Some good, some unavoidable.  Let's do this thing. :rainbowdetermined2:

Wrong Bogo

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Welcome to my corner of the Innertube

(I didn't draw that, but isn't it cool?!)

Thirtysomething Christian metalhead Warhammer 40K fan, now also peddling pony fanfiction and occasional dramatic readings.  Excelsior!

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  • The One Where Discord Gets All The Mares Discord finds himself as the unlikely focus of a massive amount of love-magic-gone-bad, and must fend-off every female in Equestria in his attempt to reach the only pony who can break the spell... by CoffeeMinion 6,650 words · 6,529 views · 556 likes · 27 dislikes
  • Love, Or Something Like It The mare of Spike's dreams has taken his heart in her hoof... but he can't escape the feeling that something isn't right. by CoffeeMinion 2,088 words · 1,715 views · 103 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Change We Can Believe In Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon discover just how much they disagree about the changelings joining Equestrian society. by CoffeeMinion 1,506 words · 597 views · 53 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Baby Limestone Rides to War With one brand-new baby sister and another on the way, young Limestone Pie is mad as Tartarus… and she's not going to take it anymore! by CoffeeMinion 1,712 words · 487 views · 84 likes · 1 dislikes
  • To Serve In Hell Nightmare Moon has brought oppression and eternal darkness to Equestria, but Rarity and Rainbow Dash may yet risk prominent positions in her service to fight for a better world... by CoffeeMinion 16,797 words · 1,450 views · 89 likes · 7 dislikes

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Other stories you'll probably like

  • A Dinky Little Problem Sparkler pushes Derpy toward a difficult decision. by CoffeeMinion 2,116 words · 1,426 views · 82 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Daring Do and the Goggles of Shipping Discord thought they'd stay buried forever. Now they've resurfaced, and at the worst possible time... by CoffeeMinion 7,606 words · 2,180 views · 159 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Counselor On what's supposed to be the happiest day of Apple Bloom's young life, a lingering question drives her to seek out a pony she trusts. by CoffeeMinion 1,235 words · 3,066 views · 213 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Mistress of the Dark A moonlit tale of friendshipping, dark rituals, and SCIENCE! by CoffeeMinion 1,830 words · 585 views · 67 likes · 0 dislikes
  • You've Got Spam! Faced with an unrelenting scourge of misspelled junk mail, Twilight Sparkle stands determined: if the mail must go through, it's gonna have to go through her. by CoffeeMinion 4,102 words · 400 views · 48 likes · 2 dislikes

Stories I've done dramatic readings of

  • E Thanks, Mom

    When Twilight visits home for Mother's Day, along with Shining Armor, Cadance, and their newborn daughter, she learns that a mother's work is never truly finished.  · Oroboro
    2,148 words · 2,387 views  ·  190  ·  1
  • T Taco Sonata to the moon, baby.

    This story stars Moosetasm, the OC while they fight the incessant communist threat of Starlight Glimmer while forging an alliance with the changelings based on shared love in an effort to give a moonbound Luna hugs. Take seriously at your own risk.  · Moosetasm
    3,460 words · 133 views  ·  16  ·  12
  • E Rerouted

    Ditzy Doo's disappearance drove Dinky through a decade of determined dwoemercraft. A dark deal delivers the denouement.  · FanOfMostEverything
    3,169 words · 2,181 views  ·  315  ·  6

Stories I love

  • T Taco Sonata to the moon, baby.

    This story stars Moosetasm, the OC while they fight the incessant communist threat of Starlight Glimmer while forging an alliance with the changelings based on shared love in an effort to give a moonbound Luna hugs. Take seriously at your own risk.  · Moosetasm
    3,460 words · 133 views  ·  16  ·  12
  • T What is Left

    Five years of cheap thrills in the big city has left Sweetie Belle in bad debt with dangerous ponies. Forced to pay up, she returns to Ponyville to seek money from an estranged sister she loathes with a passion.  · OnionPie
    25,656 words · 1,076 views  ·  93  ·  4
  • E It's Been a While

    Everyone knows about Berry Punch's daughter, Pinchy. Few, however, know the story of where she came from.  · VashTheStampede
    2,629 words · 503 views  ·  26  ·  0
  • E Foundations

    A big change is coming. For Scootaloo, it's a sign that all the good things in her life are about to go away. Everypony says she's looking at it in the wrong way, yet the only pony who can ease her mind is the one she can't talk to.  · PaulAsaran
    8,751 words · 7,637 views  ·  726  ·  15
  • T A World Without Kindness

    Celestia and Nightmare Moon are dead, Equestria has been torn apart by war, and Fluttershy struggles to survive in a world without kindness.  · billymorph
    16,568 words · 5,674 views  ·  382  ·  11
  • E The Voice of Reason

    Everypony is her own worst critic, but few take it to the extreme that Derpy does. Still, where friendship and magic abound, a helping hoof is never far away, if only she'll reach out and take it.  · Pascoite
    6,070 words · 2,501 views  ·  196  ·  2

Vault of Old Bios

Long-time aspiring writer, somewhat recent pony convert.

I came here to write horsewords and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.

Now 20% spookier! (Generally known as CoffeeMinion outside of October)

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Hard at work, or hardly working?

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#114 · 7w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2393332

If the result is a fic for Petunia Paleo, I will definitely flatter you as much as I can. :scootangel:

#113 · 7w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2393054 My pleasure. It was long overdue.

>>2392815 Now stop that, you old charmer. Flattery will get you everywhere. :raritywink:

#112 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for watching!

#111 · 7w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2392813

Hooray for a new Petunia Paleo story! I already suspected you are working on one when I saw the group.^^

You have become a pretty popular author, I hope this gets Petunia a lot more attention when you publish a fic for her.^^

#110 · 7w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2392767 Aha, another enthusiastic Petunia fan! :pinkiehappy: Yes, it was long overdue.  I've got one story in the works right now, and I'll see what I can contribute to the thread. :twilightsmile:

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