Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write a variety of story types and often have more ideas than I know what to do with. If you like what you see, don't be afraid to drop a review.

There's never been a writer here.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

TACO TIME!!!!! That is all.

Who let the dogs out?

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Captain Cutie on duty!

Pretends to know what they're doing

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

If this second was your life, what would you do?

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Why am I still here?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

Fabulous, darling.

This guy? Feh!

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. Then one day... I got in. And the world was more beautiful than I ever dreamed... and more dangerous than I ever imagined.

An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

All my things are horse things!

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

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Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.