"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

loves tiaras.

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Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

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All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

_NO_LONGER_HERE_

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™

space is a waste

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Yes, always.

time is a crime

irresistible