I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Horse words are the best words.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.

Music ponies are best ponies.

I'm Apolline Allura. What do you do? Write clever bios?

I enjoy writing and reading and I will continue doing just that.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Pony Author, Writer of Foal Stories, Storyteller, Equestrian Analyzer and occasional Pony Artist. You can support the stories I tell on Patreon to get nice rewards or tip me on Ko-fi (LINKS BELOW).

Pithy Statement

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

Nowhere Mare

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Read my stories instead

By the power of my bloomers I will punish you!

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

We write. Sometimes clop, sometimes not. Feel free to read or not, we don't mind.

Another one bites the dust.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

There, finished. Go on... what do you think?

Moved on.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I write romance with intimacies, not clop. To my readers, I quote The Bard: “We who prologue-like your humble patience pray, Gently to hear, kindly to judge, our play.” (Henry V)

I N T H I S W O R L D I T ' S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D . . .

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Hi. My name is Tale Spinner, and I like to read about adorable ponies doing adorable things.

Hello!