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Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

Brony for life

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

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Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..

Big Time Comic book fan. I don't see many comic book crossovers on this site, so I'm gonna do them

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Jacob T. Fawkes is the pen-name for "The Brony Critic". I am a film critic, theorist, voice actor, and writer. Because Every Fandom Needs a Critic.

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so." -Estragon, Waiting for Godot

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

I poni. I poni all over the place.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I'm just a guy. Who likes ponies. And fan fiction. Why not both?

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

>_> ... Well, look at that.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)