it's my name you're here for

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Brony, who has an interest in plot device and story telling and analysis and art

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

There's nothing more powerful than the magic of friendship... Except for an Apache Helicopter. That thing has guns AND missiles.

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Dude I made this account like 5 years ago and all my writing was cringy af I'm so sorry

So long and thanks for all the fics!

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

First and foremost, Twilight Sparkle is the pony after my own heart :3 and as such, I love books quite a bit as well as the art of the story. I hope you enjoy the tales I weave.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez

Horrifically Fun

I prefer writing and reading original stuff, with a sinful taste to abnormality, darling.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

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And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Who let the dogs out?

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I enjoy manly beards, ponies and the occasional glass of scotch.