The almighty power vested in the holy Twilight Sparkle Scepter can turn a certain purple mare into a tyrannical freak.
One day, she goes to Applejack's house and demands that she try a new fruit the Apple family has.
Hilarity and trippy LSD-grade strangeness ensues.
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This is my first fanfic ever. Tell me how I did.

CAVEATS:
1. This isn't meant to be taken seriously.
2. This was rushed. I had to get it in before the mods started blocking peach stories. (They haven't yet, but they probably will soon. Better safe than sorry.)