"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"
There are two types of people in this world: Perverts, and people who won't admit that they're a pervert too. Unless you're an alien. If you are, then GTFO.
Whelp, we've fixed the wireless problem aboard the Pearl. Now to look up how to fight scurvy... or I could write about multi-colored ponies instead. The latter sounds more fun, actually, savvy?
If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. -Gin Blossoms
Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...
I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.
Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
"Good and evil are utterly meaningless terms that vary from society to society." ~Yahtzee Croshaw
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."
Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
The sexiest man you've ever met.
I am cancer, and not the funny kind of cancer. I am the kind of cancer that makes your little sister ask you why won't daddy wake up.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.
Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.
Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
As I looked up from the deepest pit of hell, I asked, "Why hast thou forsaken me?" And lo, I heard the reply, "Becuse thou hast written horrable pony fan fiction" And I knew that it was the truth.
An administrator in the Chess Game of the Gods group. Writes stuff.