There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Not quite sure what to put here. MIT student who likes writing. Yeah. Oh, and thanks to kittyhasnosoul for the cover.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cheshire Cat: "We're all mad here."

"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop." - Lewis Carroll

Keep palm and palette on.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

Original Works. It was a good run.

Military Brony. Saving lives one pony at a time.

A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.

Poni

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I'm a lazy writer who loves what I do, but is too lazy to write half the time. If you have an idea for a story, shoot it at me though. I just might take it♥

I just like stories.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

8000 soldiers!

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

A fellow traveler...