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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cheshire Cat: "We're all mad here."

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Applejack has been known to be a stubborn pony. When she dies, she is convinced it is her time. Discord, however, comes in, and he doesn't want her to die. Why is Discord doing this, though? And why does Applejack keep refusing?

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A little one-shot I came up with. I made this story in an attempt to actually make a serious story. I'm not quite sure I succeeded.

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The long awaited Season 5 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has finally arrived. The bronies aren't the only ones hyped, however: all the ponies are excited as well. As the final preparations are made, and the cameras are set to roll, Pinkie notices that someone is missing. Where could she be...

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Made and posted on the day before the Season 5 premiere. Struck me like a bolt of lightning.

Happy season 5 everybody! Cross your fingers for the best episodes yet!

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It turns out that Equestria doesn't know a thing about Santa Claus, or even about Christmas. All they know of is Hearth's Warming. Pinkie intends to fix that. However, what will happen when she discovers santa doesn't really exist?

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Marked with human tag for a human briefly appearing in the story. No, it's not Santa Claus.

Fair Warning: this story is a shameless rip-off of the Spongebob Christmas Special "Santa Who". Yes, I'm not original enough to come up with my own Christmas special, so I ripped off another one.

Merry Christmas, Fimfiction, and to all a good night!

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The Headless Horseman, aka Dullahan, aka that guy with the pumpkins, has come to Ponyville to set things on fire, and generally wreak havoc. Will the ponies be able to stop him? Or will Ponyville be burned to a crisp?

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A little something I whipped up to celebrate Halloween. Btw, happy Halloween, Fimfiction!

Also, the crossover tag isn't just for the classic Headless Horseman story; this incarnation of the Horseman is actually based on a version of him from a certain video game. I don't want to spoiler it - the game will be listed in the A/N at the bottom!

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A/N: now with voice reading by "TheCaptainSand". Listen to his wonderfully dulcet british tones and his hilarious Applejack impression here. Thanks again, Cap!

Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes Equestria's fifth, newest (*cough* best *cough*) alicorn princess. Inducted, she will face the most dangerous, diabolical threat anypony has ever devised:

The legal system.

Will she be as stoic as ever? Will she be able to handle the crushing paperwork? Will Pinkie get to plan her coronation party?! Only one thing is for certain:

Rocks.

Many, many rocks.

Oh, and an attempted assassination and eventual plot to take over the world as we know it.

But mostly rocks.

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Just a little something I came up with. I apologize if it has errors, i haven't had much time to edit. I did fix it up as best as I could, though.

Hope you laugh! (If not, I apologize. Maud comedy is kind of hard to write, considering that... y'know. She's Maud.)

EDIT: Featured 10/9! My second featured story, and it only took me 8 months to do it! WOO-HOO!

EDIT 2: Holy crap. as of 10/21, my story is so popular that is in the realm of being in the featured box every time it gets updated. Can't thank you guys enough, cliche as it sounds.

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Main portion takes place during Season 2 Episode 23, Ponyville Confidential. (Is it bad that I know the order of every single MLP episode by heart?)

Pinkie revealed her deepest, darkest secret to her friends: She has an addiction. To partying. Devastated by this news, her friends resolve to help her pull her life back together.

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Just a little something I wrote on a whim. It (slightly) bugged me how Pinkie's friends just forgot about her in that episode, so I decided to write something about it.

Read to the very end for a not-so-special surprise!

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When a royal guard in the prime of his life gets assigned to guard Princess Twilight's castle, he figures it'll just be another post to stand at. However, when he gets to Ponyville, he realizes that this job may be more tricky than he first anticipated... especially with all of this "friend-making" business.

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Just a little something I whipped up. I really enjoyed writing it, and I hope you enjoy reading it.

Rated Teen for a fairly momentarily but still rather graphic gore scene. It lasts a little, but everything else is tame.

EDIT: apparently, this story is featured by twilight's library. Thanks a bunch, seriously.

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The mane six find that a small army of pokemon has invaded ponyville, and more cover Equestria itself! What's more, an old, dangerous foe has arisen once more, and only the six can stop it! Will they be able to save Equestria yet again, with the help of their new little friends?

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Just a little something I thought I'd write. I'm just testing to see if anyone likes this; if so, I'll consider writing more chapters

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Back during the whole "Blue Flu" incident, Twilight kept claiming that she was Discord's friend. However, a certain Draconequus couldn't help but notice a lack of sincerity in her tone. Is Twilight really Discord's friend? Or do some grudges never die?

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Written in one in a half hours, ending at 1:15 am. That's the only time my creativity really hits its peak.

EDIT: featured 2/24. Wow.

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It's a peaceful day in Ponyville, until the machines arrive. Now it's a race against time for the ponies to learn how to use alien weapons, in order to fight the robot menace.

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I'd sort of like an editor for this, because it could use some work, but I do have the basic framework of the story up and running at this point. Also, I'd kind of like a better title pic.

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