A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Alas, I am a very peculiar pansexual strawberry with a particularly practical skill for painting purple stuff.

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

I like candlelit dinners, walks along the beach, sleeping under the stars and hardcore BDSM.

Those who express the most happiness, are the ones who have felt equal measures of sorrow.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

"My age is as a lusty Winter, Frosty but Kindly..." --- William Shakespeare

I'm just a normal guy I like video games, Sonic, Transformers, and stuff. I had some ideas floating around in my head and decided to write them down

Gary Busey is a beautiful man.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

"You think you know me..."

So slide over here and give me a moment, Your moves are so raw, I've got to let you know... I've got to let you know... ♫♫♫

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

An author who is apparently too hard on himself.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

A Thestral mare who enjoys reading amazing stories almost as much as she enjoys writing them. Come on over to Luna's night and see just what you've all been missing in your sun-lit days.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Done.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

I write pony stuff I guess

I'm here to read fics and chew bubble gum... And Pinkie stole all my gum.

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

I have returned.

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

I AM THE THREADBARE NIGHTMARE! I AM THE IRASCIBLE STOCKING! I AM THE FOOTWEAR OF YOUR DISCONTENT!