“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

*underwater hoot*

dirty AiE heathen

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Creating prose through the power of majestic facial hair (Hey/Dude)

obsessive yandere wizard twi has me in a deathgrip

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I like mares and stories about mares.

You Lost The Game

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Me or my OC?

Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Servant of Sigmar, the Hammer, and the Empire!

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Eternal lurker, new writer.

No sequels.

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

If we knew each other's secrets, what comforts we should find.

Just trying to be better.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Nancy Janeist

I write horsewords for RGRE

Too much to write; too little time

time is a crime

Just some random guy. [Retired]

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?