A crisis has struck Equestria, and it is Princess Celestia's duty to restore the economy. How does she do so?

By sending every pony a check in the mail for the sum of 1200 bits.

This is a short second-person piece about your waifu. You know exactly who she is, and you don't need me telling you all about her. Why am I here? Well, I'm here to tell you that your wildest fantasy has come true. The mare of your dreams has come to Earth. But if that's true, that means this isn't a story. This is reality. And the rules are different.

So before you begin reading, let me ask you one thing.

What would really happen?

Pinkie is the Cyberponk, a cyber pony that awakes in a world she knows nothing of. The distant future of Equestria involves a cyberkinetic revolution, interstellar colonization, and a race of android ponies built to satisfy the demands of the rapidly expanding equine population. While struggling to adjust to a world she doesn't belong in, Pinkie uncovers her forgotten identity in an attempt to understand her role in a mystery that seems to span the entire universe.