~The true measure of a hero is that of a man who sacrifices himself for those who will never know.~ "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."

Welcome sit down and I'll tell you a story...

"Darling darling darling!" said Twilight.

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

No scale can measure the amount of me-ness that has influenced the world.

Hi there one and all i hope you like the stories i try to make and everythnign i make is for fun and to make you either smile or cry, i am a fun of anime, mlp, video games and some other tv/cartoons.

Pretty chill guy who's on here for fun, but if I post something, just give me feedback please. That's all I ask

Hello to all the bronies and pegasisters. I'm a writer for fun and I am beginning to make Youtube videos of stories that I think deserve to be told.

"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

I'll be back... WITH PONIES

(Insert witty comment here)

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I write what I think can work as a great piece of fiction. That's the author way.

I'm here to write fanfics and love ponies, mostly love the ponies. But writing fanfics is still good.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some from ahead and some from behind.But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles will have troubles with me. - Dr. Seus

I like ponies and I like stories. Nuff said.

Twilight and Luna: two mares made for each other

Upon every variable that can come out of this world alone, this such one was that of a unique and beautiful irregularity that I fell in love with. MLP is that special to me.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author | Offline Archive

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Pithy Statement

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

My name is Clan. Gomamon, musician, happens to like writing once in a while. Also doesn't bite.

I just really need a nap.

Write silly, not stupid.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Read my stories instead

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.