I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author of various genres.

*Random deer noises*

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Just a pon who likes writing. (And now eating too: Patreon)

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

My name is Clan. Gomamon, musician, happens to like writing once in a while. Also doesn't bite.

I just really need a nap.

Write silly, not stupid.

Commissions Are Open

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I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Through the storm, may you become a rainbow. ― Devin Townsend

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!" -Dr. Seuss

''I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space … a message to lead myself here.''-Rose. The new profile pic is by RiverMoon

Never watched the original show. Here because used to love to kill ponies

Always ready for a good laugh or a good massacre, it depends. Still a noob writer :D

I used to stare at that "Block RainbowDoubleDash" button, and I still can't help but wonder what would have happened if I'd clicked it...

Pony fan inspired by great writers such as Pen Stroke and Conner Cogwork

Who really needs consistant story telling and balanced characters when your a complete psychopath

This is my quest. To follow that star! No matter how hopeless, no matter how far.

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Peace be with you, and may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I used to not watch MLP much, but after reading fics on this site, I had to write my own. Today, I'm a passionate fan with few complete fics, but a firm desire to finish all of my fics.

I'm just a boring person with a boring life on a boring planet. Sometimes I wish I could go to Equestria. But alas, it's not meant to be. At least... not in THIS lifetime ;)

Hello! I'm Crystalbreeze. A hungarian brony, who has got a breezie OC and who loves writing about the size difference, giant, or tiny ponies and humans.

Backstreet's Back... Alright!

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

The Poetic Frost makes mistakes so that you don't have to. "Dance, Sode no Shirayuki!"

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos. I do commissions!

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A random dude writing. Is it any good? Fuck if I know.

I am a fan of Anthro and Human stories I also write them

I Like to read, write, draw, and so on and forth. I love to better my writing and become more and more creative! I am willing to accept any critque offered whether it is nice or not.

Something-something horse narrations.

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

I like my coffee as black as midnight on a moonless night.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.