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Sofa King Zill-E


Jan
12th
2018

Dark Souls Remastered On Switch... · 12:43am Jan 12th, 2018


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Jan
6th
2018

I Want To Speak Briefly About Jojo's Bizarre Adventure · 8:34am Jan 6th, 2018

Yeah, I know this is random, but I've been watching a lot of Jojo lately, so it's on my mind.

My favorite aspect of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the existence of Hamon. Hamon, for those who don't know, is basically a martial arts technique that causes the body to produce an energy field that mimics sunlight, and as such is lethal to vampires.

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Dec
25th
2017

So, I got the Nintendo Switch: A little bit about Breath of the Wild · 9:35pm Dec 25th, 2017

Early XMas present, yay!

Anyway, I've been playing Breath of the Wild for a bit, and I've got to say this: Princess Zelda's life freakin' sucked. Want an example?

Well, lemme get the obligatory spaces out of the way to hide spoilers, real quick...

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Nov
24th
2017

Object Permanence · 12:16am Nov 24th, 2017

Object Permanence is a relatively simple concept: It is the understanding that, even if you no longer see something, it still exists. We aren't born with an understanding of this concept. We typically don't develop this understanding until we're two years old. This lack of an understanding is why babies treat Peakaboo as the most amazing magic trick ever, and why babies become upset when they can't see their parents: If they can't see things, they don't exist.

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Sep
8th
2017

So What Is Going On With Sofa King Zill-E? · 5:04am Sep 8th, 2017

Not gonna lie, I've been busy. I haven't had as much time to write as I would like. Work takes its toll, for one thing. Plus, the new games season has started, and I have a copy of Pillars of Eternity that demands my attention, there's the re-release of Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen and Middle Earth: Shadow of War in October, and various other irl crap that is getting in the way. So, to answer the question that everyone has on my stories...

When will the next chapter be up?

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Aug
27th
2017

Toguro, Or How To Create An Effective Villain · 3:25am Aug 27th, 2017

If you haven't watched the anime Yu Yu Hakusho, I warn you, spoilers about in the following entry. If you haven't watched it, by all means, do so, I do recommend it, as it is a classic anime and well worth a binge.










Okay, so you've had your chance to leave, so I take it that if you are reading these words, you've either watched Yu Yu Hakusho, or don't care if I spoil things. Either way, I'm going to continue.

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Aug
15th
2017

I Was Gonna Make A Comment About The Latest Episode... · 12:28am Aug 15th, 2017

But I took a look at the 'official' thread here concerning the episode, saw how bad that discussion was getting, and decided against it.

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Aug
12th
2017

It's Weird How A Youtube Comment Can Give You A Sense Of Perspective. · 3:35am Aug 12th, 2017

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Imagine the shame of disappointing a man who is simultaneously your father, your teacher, your commander, your king, and your God.

Sweet merciful heavens. I know it's a comment about a scene from Fury Road, but there's a parallel there that I simply cannot ignore.

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Aug
8th
2017

What Happened To The Future? · 2:53am Aug 8th, 2017

This sounds like a weird question, but follow me for a bit.

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Jul
21st
2017

Magic And Science, Or Why Equestria Seems To Have Had No Real Development In 1000 Years. · 12:08am Jul 21st, 2017

Alright, so this is going to be another on of those posts I've been doing, so strap yourselves in.

Okay, let me first start with my thesis statement.

Thesis: Equestria has had no real development in the last 1000 years because of the existence of magic.

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