Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I have no idea what I'm doing. Except I do, and it's reading/writing pony porn.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Just a dude who likes teh fanfics.

Level Up.

I enjoy watching ponies pony ponies with ponies. I can also make a mean baloney sandwich.

Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

Just here to read, and write, some FanFic. I really enjoy this stuff, so if you ever need an editor I can look it over for you, just hit me up!