"The river tells no lies, though standing on the shore the dishonest man still hears them."

English geek, yep, that's me. I just want to spead joy with my stories and make people smileand I'm only just realising how cheesy this sounds. Meh.

To write is to create entire universes. You are a god. But will you be a kind god or a cruel god? Unfortunately, many are cruel, simply to entertain other gods.

Howdy

I like me a good story, and bacon. Its all about dat bacon

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I aspire to the purity of the blessed Machine

Upon every variable that can come out of this world alone, this such one was that of a unique and beautiful irregularity that I fell in love with. MLP is that special to me.

New to this whole thing but hey why not try it out!

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Please, call me Ed. Click here to support!

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

I like ponies and I like stories. Nuff said.

I'm a historian by training, a teacher by trade.

We don’t call it a comeback.

Amateur writer who likes MLP and Devil May Cry. What can I say? I love it.

Write silly, not stupid.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I'm bad at storys

I'm just a random guy who wants to read good fanfics. If you want to know anything about me, (I doubt any of you do, but you never know) just ask me

I’m just some dude who loves ponies the same way a lot of people do... Wait, you like them 'how much' now?

A random dude writing. Is it any good? Fuck if I know.

Never watched the original show. Here because used to love to kill ponies

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Imagine, have fun, be true. Tally ho!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

AIRPOD SHOTTY BOUTTA CATCH A BODY YOU LOOKIN KINDA SUSSY

Pulling the puzzles apart.

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

I am the lucid dream

I just wanna write what I wanna write when I wanna write it and then never deal with it again.

I wish!!

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.