• Member Since 8th Nov, 2017
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I'm just a boring person with a boring life on a boring planet. Sometimes I wish I could go to Equestria. But alas, it's not meant to be. At least... not in THIS lifetime ;)

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Two pony guards, Philosopher and Bobby Pin, question their usefulness as guards when things go wrong.

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