No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

Retired, but I still check in.

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I'm a bad pony.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Only mostly dead.

Welcome to the party

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Not a changeling.

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Pfffffffffffffttt....

Just a 20-something-odd guy from Iowa

A lonely pony amidst the darkness, ever longing for companions to share the night with.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

loves tiaras.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I write clop and clop accessories.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?