reconstructing the deconstruction
Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.
"No time for goodbye," he said as he faded away. "Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes, 'cause they'll find you, burn you."
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.
"You know, I like a man who watches things go on around. It means he'll make his mark someday."
I'm am an autistic brony, looking to write fantasy and everyday life novels for my kind. I became a brony when I related well with applejack and twlight, and I love the show.
A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
I'm am crazy, did you know that? No, well now you know. Because if I saw a pool of sharks, I'll be the first to jump in. So trust me, it'll be fun...I think.
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
I'm just a regular person who enjoys writing, and encouraging others to write as well.
"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury
Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.
Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies
To those on Ponychan and in my emails to EQD, I'm Writer's Block. I don't know who has the name here. Such is the roll of the dice I guess. Well, I hope you enjoy my work.
American princess, former genius, pop icon, satirist, food critic, feminist, great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter of a convicted witch, and the occasional aesthete. B) wbu
Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.