Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

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I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

I write like once a year.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

What a beautiful Sunset.

"You think you know me..."

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

This is fiction. But it is based...

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

space is a waste

Me. Take it or leave it.

All the clop, all the time.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Too much to write; too little time