I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

Night-horse is not entertained.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Horrifically Fun

Forget not that I am a derp.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I'm a giraffe.

Fallout 4 is consuming my life. Please send help in the form of Nuka Cola and food supplies.

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

<---- Falco Judging your cringe

I'm not dead yet.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Fuck this fandom.

This profile has largely been abandoned but will remain undeleted for posterity's sake.

I am a Brony Analyst spectaculaire on You Tube and I am passionate about catalyzing a more environmentally sustainable future in real life. Doing my best to love God and love people

Average. Follower. Commenter. Reader. Reviewer.

Are you a Rebel?

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

Not really in the fandom anymore. Sorry!

Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

space is a waste

My name is Hatty, friend to one and all and the walking definition of "handsome gentleman".. or so I'm told...

Guess whose back?!

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Potentially hazardous to your health.

Success is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, and 50% pain.

Big Brother is Watching You

"I left him a word. That word is 'nineteen'. If you say it to him, his mind will be opened. He will tell you what he saw."

Gamer, Writer

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.