"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Welcome to the cum zone

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I'm the resident Hideaki Anno of FimFiction. I like to write whatever I think of. Sometimes good or sometimes s**t, I just love writing.

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

No longer making stories.

Gamer, Writer, Artist. Check out my deviant art at https://pdpwny.deviantart.com/

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

A friendly pegasister who loves making friends. I occasionally write stories. *^-^*

Writer, Reader, [X]punk entuseast, absolute nerdlord. Your best friend forever if you love a good book!

Meepa! If you don't like my stories, perhaps I could suggest some good anime?

I. AM. INSPIRED!

"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

Can I speak to the manager?

What a beautiful Sunset.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Just your average Sunset Shimmer stan

Nothing to say about me really. All you need to know is I tend to fave and run....and I write crack fics.

"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

Silly creature at a keyboard

My Linktr.ee

Use words wisly, for they are limited ~ Legacy [02:10]

"You think you know me..."

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Banned by request. See y'all around.

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

I like marshmallows. I like top hats. Put them Together? You get me!

space is a waste

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Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

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I write stories about bat ponies. Most of my stories will be satire.