I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Just a writer. Nothing more.

Where I put bad ideas that still got written anyway.

Originally wrote for Flutterrape threads on 4chan. Now I'm between writing and figuring out my life. You can find all of my work at http://pastebin.com/u/Etiquette

Done.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

Awkward.

Just another struggling writer.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

What a beautiful Sunset.

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Nuts.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Elsewhere I'm Brony Incognito, but that name was taken here, so what're you going to do. Something of an oddball, but I do try to entertain. Hope you all enjoy the insanity I come up with.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Be careful what you release into the world, because you never know who your audience is, damnit.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

irresistible

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

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I'm a writer from the Anon in Equestria threads on /mlp/. Not much to say apart from that.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here