If you followed me due to Shackled Stallions in the Solar Seraglio or are a half-way decent person, it is unlikely you'll enjoy this one.

One day Anon was sitting at home reading his newspaper when Scorpio came inside.

"Anon, get me a glass of water."

Anon looked over the paper at her. "Nope, you’re just going to be an asshole again and knock it down. GTFO."

Scorpio looked at him with wide eyes and sniffled. "But Anon, I’m thirsty! That doesn’t make any sense, if I knock it down I can’t drink it."

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So I changed the synopsis to something a little less humdrum,
and created a little cover image. Crappyunicorn on DA was
nice enough to let me use her Canterlot wallpaper
as a backdrop for my take on the classic Harlequin cover.

On the back:

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It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, and the sun shone brightly as it beamed through the library's windows onto the busy ponies inside. Twilight Sparkle finished reading her scroll. "Okay girls, that's it. Get ready to watch as I show you my new spell!"

Rainbow Dash applauded. "Go, Twilight! I can't wait to see these strange new worlds you've been talking about."

Rarity nodded. "Yes, indeed darling. The fashions of an alien place? The ideas I'll find!"

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So I have 4k words of unedited crap written. I'm talking to a few pre-readers, so
it might be beaten into shape within the next two weeks or so. Stuck it on my
tumblr, but no one gave a shit.

It's a little different from Shackled Stallions of the Solar Seraglio - that
one was more of a joke brought on by discussions with an editor about
bad erotic writing (namely mine) mixed with a joke from Questionable Content.

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