Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.
The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.
I'm a guy who writes about ponies. Not much else to say at the moment.Also, all my stuff is featured on Equestria Daily, so you know it's legit!
I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?
Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.
Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011
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Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports
*strokes blanket* I am a good writer. I am a good writer. I am a good writer...
Here to show you what real creativity is. I'm rusty at animation and haven't set up my voice recorder, but I write alot and try to bring a fresh look to it.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Hey guys! I'm Jetstream, and only run on pure JP-7. What is JP-7 you ask? Ask Google. Google will know.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then it takes a thousand words to paint a picture.
"When the dust has cleared, and victory denied; a summit too lofty, river a little too wide. If we keep our pride, though paradise is lost, we will pay the price, but we will not count the cost."
You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.
Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.