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For the love of god, he better join the Umbral guard. I wouldn't be able to handle an even shorter leash on our main character . Couldn't he turn into a pony for the celebration/knighting thing?
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He has his own special way of dealing with that.
So freaken long. So many words...
It appears Navi was using Chrysalis to remove his mental trama which turned him into a overly happy cheerful guy. Which also made him do very stupid stuff for fun.
Twilight was terrifying. Both her extreme love and hatred could kill a guy. Pinkie hid in his shirt, personal space has no meaning to her.
About the human/pony size difference, these ponies are smaller than the normal pony. I don't see how his manhood would be that much smaller in comparison to theirs. Celestia and Luna on the other hand are the size of normal horses and ponies.
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I started writing this story before I knew anything about the fandom or meta discussions or the like. So I went on the basis of them being actual ponies and the show had a child-friendly filter over the camera, making everything childlike and smaller. So the ponies in the story are actual ponies, not the marshmallow ponies of the show. If I could rewrite the entire thing, I would change that.
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Huh, that makes have sex with them creepy in your universe if they look like actual realistic ponies and not the soft rubbery human like usually running around.
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Why do you think Nav is so opposed to the idea? Even now he thinks they're ugly as sin. He just sticks his dick in them because they make him feel good. He explains more about that in the next chapter.
Also, how is sex with an MLP style pony not creepy? It's still an animal, even if it looks a little bit more human.
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Oh it is still creepy, but Xenophilia kind of screwed up my perspective a bit. Stupid well written story.
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What about sex with bug ponies? Or the naga? Or the dragon? Or the cat? If it makes you feel any better, you can easily just pretend this conversation never happened. It wouldn't really matter to the story one way or another.
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*Looks down at some sci-fi games I own*
...we go boldly.
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He'll be adding at least two more things to the list before he's up to the point where I'm currently writing. And some of the sex scenes are going to get kind of weird soon. So bold might be a fitting word to use.
It's like Navi doesn't care anymore, oh wait.
Sex is becoming frequent. Good thing it's not rape... sadly.
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No, he still cares a little. Give him another few chapters.
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The Twilight scene that just happened was rape. That was the last one I have written up that I'm going to post on FIM. I'll have to censor the other one so I don't have to add the gore tag to my story.
weaponizing cuteness love it
and chapter so long love it but now
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grate sgtory
Out of curiosity, is Nav ever going to get immunity to magic, like humans SHOULD already have?
1294731 He goes boldy where no man has gone before. And besides remember the man creed! "If it has a hole, we fuck it!"
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Something like that, yes. It's coming soon.
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Damn right. When we finally meet an alien race, one of the first things we're going to do is fuck it. I, for one, wouldn't have it any other way.
1295781 That is one of the things I wanted to do before I die, just hear people say that. "Their goes Roran...he went out in space, met an alien race, and fucked it, and lived to tell the tale." But for Nav it is more like "I fucked so many types of species that I lost count.....and sometimes it was against my will at the time." And I just saw this right now, he is infertile? Damn sucks to be him when he actually wants a family.
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It's not really so much that he's infertile as it is that he's the only one of his 'species' around. His DNA was twisted with that of a tree, essentially. If there was a female that was twisted in such a way as that, he could breed with it. That is, of course, discounting magical solutions. You'll learn more about that when we get there.
1295808 Y U NO GIVE SPOILERS! Spoliers make everything better :3
Heh, there should be a warning label on Taya. Maybe something like this?
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Celestia considers Chrysalis royalty, doesn't that mean she could have formed an order for Nav? Not that I don't agree with his choice...
Also, that Umbral knights thing seemed pointless... So, when is it relevant and when will Nav fuck whatever princess invented it?
Anyways, I still love this story and if I wasn't going mad from lack of sleep I would read more...
Also, this chapter has about 300 more views than several before, unless there is a wave of readers ahead of me.
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In theory, Chrysalis could have done that. However, Celestia wouldn't have let Nav do that and Nav wouldn't have been stupid enough to do that. And the Umbral order will come up later.
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This chapter has clop.
Well well well, somebody has a full night planned
The characters in this... They're all horrible, horrible people... And I can dig it.
Jesus, I can't even look at half the characters in this any more without feeling disgusted.
How many of the Mane6 has he banged now? Four outta six? Three?
....And not even halfway done. Whoo?
Best. Chapter. Ever!
...
Best chapter ever so far.
Of course that little end bit would have in chapter 34.
What about nav being able to see there aura's? Didn't twilight say you can't see them.?
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It gets explained later. Basically, only humans can see the aura around a unicorn's horn when they use magic. That's the only explanation I can come up with for why no one realized that Cadance wasn't Cadance or that Trixie was cheating.
Bits like this give me a reason to get up in the morning... and immediately start the next chapter of this story. Good lord, but I was squawking like an out-of-breath hyena through most of this. Bravo, What. Bra-freaking-vo.
this fic is so fucked up......i fucking love it
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A) Probably when he's done with the Ponyvillian populace!
B) I've done at least five days with some modicum of sanity.
C) Dead bunnies!
O rly?
Only if you’re Catholic
I died right there.......my religion teacher used to say we would groe hair on our hands and eyes if we masturbated...........
Fuck that made laugh XD
so........lilith...............and his name is Cain.......something something foreshadowing?
"I was hoping for a deus ex"
I love self awareness like this XD.....umbral knights......it just screamed bullshit XD
NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO! I've read this scene like, twenty times and each time I just get angrier, now I don't openly express anger that often but FOR THE SAKE OF THE NINE HELLS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
'Oh hey Nav, I almost got you killed for like, the twelveth time.' ~
'Nah, it's cool 'tis cool Twi...'
JUSTIKGNMSDPORDFMSKDP
Words can not express my anger, i'm going out to burn something.
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Yeah, that tolerance of bullshit continues for the next sixty-three chapters. Don't expect Navarone to alter his perception or behavior of his shitty 'friends' because 'reasons'.
This is very very fitting for this chapter, well half of it.
... I FUCKING LOST IT THERE!!
My sides! Man my sides!
Oh and Ahem, walking teddy bear, yes when he asked her THAT, I had this picture flash into my mind:
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That made me crack up even more!
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Reasons are good reasons are cool, I love reasons! Reasons are what makes Navarone so damn human!
I mean come on, you might be complaining about him taking this to all way tp lighthearted, but when he woke up after getting poisened, he said it himself, he felt great without a clue as to why, but he didn't bother shit to find out, he already seems to be used to getting killed... and I mean it was REALLY stupid of him to drink up all the poisoned tea he was given, even though he already knew what was in there.
After the first sipp you should have just thrown that stuff away. I also noticed that he doesn't give as many fucks as before about certain stuff, and is really getting casual about other situations, especially involving sexual contact. Hell he swore in this chapter more than in any others I have read before, and to be honest his reactions and comments really made me crack up several times in this chapter, especially at one particular point.
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You are right, It is unnerving how considerably easy he takes this. I suppose every sane person confronted with such treason (and surviving the process) would instandly turn against all afronts to make them live with her again, if not raising the dire need to rid Twilight off her life.
Buuuuuuuuut! Navarone isn't quite sane anymore anyway is he? He WAS tempted though to cut off Twilight's horn as punishment, because he was really indeed pissed off. Still, Twily was desperately apologizing for her cruel deed, ending up crying over her almost murder case. That "Hate Poison" obviously did twist her mind even more over the edge, to a point where she didn't consciously thought about the consequences of testing poison on him, meaning she wasn't quite herself.
Anyway her tears where enough, to crack his rage and calm him down, which doesn't mean he has forgiven her, but rather that he doesn't want to bother dealing with the issue here.
EDIT: This was one of the most comical chapters I have read of this story so far, and it was very good to laugh between the lines!
XD So Taya's officially his pokemon?
*shrug* Magic...
The moment I read this, and the voice in my head that it read as made me lose ALL my shit. I laughed so hard I started making inhuman screeching noises that bothered my cat!
... Draw me like one of your French girls? "question mark"
Also is no one mentioning the fact that rarity made a set of light fable, and daedric armor?!
*Keels over and dies*
Title: Fuck Twilight. Also, more cheeselegs.
I found this when I was rereading this chapter. Just figured I'd put this up. It should be was blushing.
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Fixed.