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So much sex, how is this guy doing this!? It's like the moment he went to France he just started playing with everyone that he could and being way more suggestive. At least Lyra go what she wanted out of him...why was there?
Does his armor come with blades on his wings so he can slice things while flying? That would be cool.
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You'll see why he's doing it soon. Lyra was there because she was one of the bridesmaids and still in town for the wedding. She just happened to be at the right party at the right time.
And no, no wing blades. Can you imagine how inconvenient that would be? Like, just imagine trying to cut someone with that while not falling to your death. Much easier to just use a sword or some other kind of weapon.
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From what it looks like all he has to do is fly near something and the blades do all the work. Then again when they were used on the show they were moving rather fast and it has been stated that he is not a fast flyer.
At least Lyra was happy with the aftermath. Wonder if she will ever bring it up again.
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He would have to fly near something and ram it with his wings. If there was any kind of resistance at all or if he wasn't going fast enough, he would slam to a stop and fall to the ground, spinning, with the blade stuck inside of the victim and him unable to pull out. If anything went wrong, it would be suicide.
Which party did they go to at the end? Cuz I seriously don't have a bloody clue...
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The party for Chrysalis that Pinkie set up.
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Ah I see... Great work as always bravo
It's official. This dude is the coolest bastard ever. Armed to the teeth, wings, non stop sex and now a kick ass armor? I don't think that he has the right to complain anymore. However like most stories the hero rises to his highest before he falls. Awesome chapter, cant wait to read more.
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He can't even use half of his weapons. He doesn't know how to use a sword at all, other than that the pointy side goes in the enemy. He can be stealthy and slit throats and he's really good at ranged stuff, but he can't fight up close and personal.
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Yes, but the option to learn such things was there. He simply chose not to and it would probably not fit his style. Besides, he wouldn't wear the armor all the time, just whenever there is a call for it. I am guessing that now he has Chrysalis's feelings to deal with now. And probably other issues involving his relationships with everyone.
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Who could train him how to use a sword? The entire time he was with the cats, he was busy. Either walking, raiding, being raped, or trying to sleep the first time and the second time he was dealing with Taya and Kat and everything else. He could go to the naga, but learning to use a weapon takes a long, long time. You can't just spend a few days at it and expect to get good. It takes months of training. None of the ponies can use weapons, so they can't teach him. He could train with them using a stick or something, but that would just teach him how to fight unarmed ponies. He never had a real chance to learn how to use weapons.
And Chrysalis's feelings? He knows she doesn't care about him in the slightest. At best they're friends, unlikely allies as two souls that have been treated unjustly by the ponies. Chrysalis just needed a good dicking to calm down. Everyone else's feelings, though? Yeah, that'll be a problem.
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THe training is an issue when looking at time needed. However, if he really wanted to learn he could learn from the naga with some time management. Or if he ever goes to the griffin lands he could have opportunities there. As far as his behavior and truthfulness, the guy went through hell with more to come. His behavior is normal for some one in his position. Celestia however is really starting to take charge with him, openly at least. Candace is taking it upon herself to "help" him in a an innocent and misguided attempt at changing him. Why doesn't he ask for one of the princesses to tell her to stop?
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Time management? He has a daughter. He would have to live with the naga nonstop for at least a month to gain any manner of proficiency with a weapon, and that's not discounting the fact that they're all stronger and larger than he is. It could happen, and now that I think about it I do see a good solution for it, but it will take a good while.
He doesn't ask the princesses because he knows they wouldn't help. Celestia would laugh and encourage Cadance while Luna would say she would help and then do nothing, hoping Cadance would succeed. They want him to love for reasons that will be explained soonish.
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He was right. They are all trying to keep him down and use him. All he needs is defense from magic and he can just flip them all of. However I am certain that even then he wont get far.
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Yeah, the princesses wouldn't just let him leave. You'll find out more soon, as always.
Cool....
This guy, is a fuckin' hero.
This motherfucker knows how to get around, and waking up after a sex party covered in bodily fluids and a pile of mares and stallions? This bastard knows how to get around in style. And Spike sending Celestia the dildos and the is priceless, giving those toys to Cadence is even more priceless. Armor looking like Overlord...awesome, now he just needs to be able to send goblin minions out to kill baby seals and throw his minions like they were a baseball. I am also expecting his skin to slowly turn into a bark like skin, since his blood is now amber.
I really want to know how Cadence reacts to Spike and Navarone's wedding gifts.
Y'know, so far this has been the best story I've ever read here or anywhere! Perfect gramma and spelling, amazing story line where nothing gets boring and hilarity ensures for all! Now to get up to the recent chapters!
Day 2. Popcorn bucket only half full, running down to last 20 cans of fizzy. Best read all through the night as well as the day!
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Unfortunately, the grammar isn't perfect. I keep finding mistakes every time I read any of it. If you find any, feel free to PM them to me and I'll fix them. And I can't believe I keep getting people addicted to this story. I'm a terrible person. And yet I feel no regrets.
So yeah... Best. Chapter. Ever.
I died when they walked in to Celestia's Bedchamber only to find a mountain of dildos and... a moustache. Then she turned them into wedding gifts for Cadence... I laughed so freakin hard.
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That wasn't her bedchamber. That was her throne room.
2012159 EVEN BETTER!!!!
1544266 The "gramma" is definitely not perfect. I'm just too lazy to tell the author about all the problems I see
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I can't fix them if I don't know where they are. I know there are plenty of mistakes in there; I find them whenever I start reading it. I've had a ton of people combing through the damn thing and there are still mistakes in there. Feel free to correct every one you find. If I agree that it's a mistake, I'll fix it.
2593858 I would have told you about them, but it is rather annoying to do from a tablet, and I am tired of people ignoring me when I tell them of their errors
Damn I practically died when they went to the throne room. God that was hilarious. What are these? Umm wedding presents. Bahahaha :') jeez I couldn't stop laughing (and for those people who want to be dicks and point out that's not exactly what they said I don't care and stfu please) keep writing awesome stuff. :) keep being funny :D
I nearly pissed myself when spike asked what that was doing in his quiver!
Yeah, gotta agree with that first bit of the first comment, lots of sex. I think he'd give Cloud Kicker and run for her money.
I'm re-reading this right for the second time and I've just now noticed that!
"I sent him home with… Some guard. Uh… Sunshine Smiles, I think." It seems SA got 'lucky' that night :-D
Oh my sweet Celestia, I think I might have died of laughter upon noticing this :-P.
wait... if nav has the life force of a tree, and his cells are doing all sorts of cellular operations... wouldn't his skin be producing oxygen?
and if he technically was a tree, as he has said that a lot of the wildlife can't see him,. wouldn't he not have to breathe at all? or at least breathe in carbon dioxide because that's what trees use to make oxygen? huh... so if they(him and some random pony) were trapped in a cave, the cave mate would be able to breathe in the oxygen nav was making, and nav would take the carbon dioxide the pony was breathing out, in making it into oxygen...
fuck, i really need a life
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For what I remember, only Nav's hair is green, which could be caused by chlorophyll, but photosynthesis is caused by chloroplasts, and I don't recall his hair being described as plant-like or algae-like, just being green. Oh and trees still need to breathe (oxygen-based life forme and stuff), carbon dioxide is used only when photosynthesis is on, but since he rarely eats and need a shitton of water, i guess it is, so he actually produces the air he needs, but still needs sunlight or an energy source of sorts to make dioxygen.
I guess i'm the one needing a life now
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It's a good point. mean... He gets trapped in an airtight room with a pony? He breathes what the pony exhales. The pony breathes the oxygen he makes. They'd survive a lot longer
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Until You fight in the air with a fast moving, agile griffon and realise... you ain't gonna get a swing at him. Flying at and changing course.... It'd be easier
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Which would bring him within striking distance of something with sharp talons and a large beak. Say he did manage to hit it. First, his flying speed would be dramatically reduced because the blade would have to go through skin, bone, and possibly armor, leaving him open to a counter attack. Second, his wing would be damage, because it would be unarmored while through through bones. So the wing would be hellishly cut up and damaged from going through a body. Third, the wing would get covered in blood, matting down the feathers and making it hard to fly. Fourth, hitting something at the speed it would take to go through them and not get stuck inside their body would probably break his wings. Finally, I cannot for the life of me imagine why anyone would ever think this is a good idea. Wing blades would get the pegasus killed.
...why did Celestia let the petitioners see the...erm...'gifts' Spike sent over the course of the night? Or did I miss something?
3883002 I wonder that myself. Ahem. Bitches be trippin'.
3851170 unless the wing blades were extended past the leading primary feathers. Basically, swords on wings.
Is it just me, or does the writing in this story have kind of an Archer feel?
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Never seen it, so if it's there, it's accidental.
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personally i liked the idea of having thowing knifes in some of the tighter toghether feathers of the wings. so if he flaps suddenly infront of him and whips his wings the knifes would fly out and hit the target. only problem is that it would probably like trying to use a barret 50 cal like a fucking assault rifle, nearly inpossible to aim, clunky as hell, and in both cases with the gun and for nav it would end up with the feeling of being bucked in the chest by a full grown stallion.
Haha! I knew that would happen at some point!
You know, I don't know if the Equestria Girls Arc is skipped or avoided by Navarone due to being Navarone, but... That would be the most AWESOMELY INSANE THING EVER IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!!!
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There ain't no size of pole I'd be willing to touch that thing with.
Yo anyone got a picture of that armor
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I always think of this set of armor, but all of it is a very deep blue with the spikes at the top of the helmet removed, and all of the sculls and stuff are replaced with pony symbols. (Also add wings.)
images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110826122853/overlord/images/c/cc/Steel_Armor_Concept_Artwork.jpg
I actually bought Overlord while it was on sale. Fun game.
5238326 I got Photoshop recently, so here is a better representation of how I see Nav.
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I thought Nav already told Spike about his earlier...escapades. With the crown. Did Spike not remember?