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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

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Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve, thinking it was just a distraction she didn't need in her life. After she got her new castle, she reveals this fact to her friends. Now her friends decided to release it. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

No actual sexual content. Just some sexy implications. Twimac and Sparity.

EDIT: Featured on 11/23/2019! Thank you so much!

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 49 )

um dafuq

ok this was good not gunna lie
first!

“... Do you think perhaps we should have thought this through a bit more?” Rarity asked.

No, really? :facehoof:

Underwear basket.... Channeling Happosai there huh Spike.

FBI break open the door. They smash Rarity's face into the ground.

'Rarity, you are under arrest for being a pedophile. You and every sick pony and person that encourages this!'

A spiritual successor to one of my favorite stories, Beating the Heat?

ys, pls

Like Pinkie Pie?

Anything I had left in me got laughed out right there.

:rainbowlaugh:
This was AWESOME!

Saucy, yet tasteful all in the same vein.

Twilight especially cracked me up; I could totally see her sealing off her heat like that. And when it got unsealed... :twilightoops: Wow.

Also, nice job with the quotes ensuring that Big Mac at least enjoyed it. It would've gotten a little ominous if he hadn't been having fun too.

Either way, wonderful story, definitely getting a like from me. Thank you for this. :twilightsmile:

Also, for some reason, the suggested stories for this fic are all old-school gems, like It Takes A Village.

Mmmmmmebbe this is a sign you don't write often enough? :trollestia:

9957443
I know I don't write often enough. Trust me, I know. :twilightsheepish:

9957461

I know! Ugh, what kind of useless idiot doesn't write any stories for years?! Probably the same kind of asshole who would start two long-form stories only to abandon them after only three chapters each!

<_<

*looks at own stories*

>_>

Shit...

That was very fun to read. :rainbowlaugh:

9957514

Probably the same kind of asshole who would start two long-form stories only to abandon them after only three chapters each!

Why you gotta be attacking me like that?

:twilightoops: Spike slept in Raritys under garments ?
:raritystarry: In the basket on my garments it's a dragon thing!
:rainbowlaugh: You had a little dragon in you!
:raritycry: RAINBOW DASH!
:pinkiehappy: You did sleep with cute little Spikey Wikey
:rainbowwild: And he's NOT that LITTLE!
:yay: babies! cute little babies!
:facehoof: what's next?
:moustache: babies?
:eeyup: Don't blame me...... Blame HER!
:raritystarry:

So do you think they are lucky or unlucky that she was only interested in stallions?

9957752
I just think that she hasn't gotten around to them yet. After reducing Big Mac to a withered husk, she'll go after every other stallion in Ponyville, then her brother, then Spike, and *then* start in on the mares.

the social-fu skill of a drunken grasshopper

:rainbowlaugh: I'm gonna remember that one, fun little story.

That was a fun ride. Thanks for the early morning laughs.

BWAH HAW HAW!!! :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

This . . . was amazing.

9957519
Hey, I mean, props to you both, three chapters is pretty impressive I'd say. I'm still working on making a story with two chapters in it.

It's not much, but it's honest work.

Yes, Rarity, Friendship Reports. Aside from the one Celestia hinted at, you also owe one about how it is not okay to do that to someone against their wishes, whether or not it's "for their own good".

In fact I think all 6 of them (yes you too Spike) need to write that second one.

Ponies don't normally wear clothes, so how much underwear could Rarity possibly have?

9958733
this is Rarity we're talking about. The pony with the clothing for every situation. Im sure she has plenty! :rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Zoplion deleted Dec 8th, 2019

Ahem. :twilightblush:

Big Mac you lucky bastard!!! :raritydespair:

TWILIGHT… WANT!”

Oh shit! Everyone hit the deck!!

All jokes aside, this is a rather silly and entertaining story. Twilight is one lucky princess... And Spike is one lucky bastard :rainbowlaugh:

>2019
>TwiMac
YES PLEASE GIVE ME MOAR.

9957443

Mmmmmmebbe this is a sign you don't write often enough?

Those who live in glass houses should know I'm watching them and can say they'd better get back to fanfic lest the molestation of their lawn gnomes continues:ajbemused:

Based on the tags I won't read this story (don't worry, I'm not here to troll either), but... Which episode is this blushing Twilight vector from? It's really adorable.

9960538
No clue. I just found it on Google.

I fucking died LMAO

That's cool and all but man were the main six terrible friends in this one

celestia took twilight's friends removing her agency a little too easily here.

This was amazing.

StraightToThePoint read your fanfic on YouTube yesterday! Congratulations : )

This was hilarious!
I liked this story a heck of a lot more than I thought I would!

Honestly, this heat concept is a bit sad because it diminishes mundane sexual desire and experience outright into nothing. And all these earthquakes jokes are too childish and boring/irritating to my taste.

9960824
Better or worse than dying fucking?

What the heck :rainbowlaugh:
I think I'm disappointed that I loved this

This was funny. But seriously: I can understand why Twilight used magic to suppress her lust. A lot of young people get a bad case of raging hormones, it can really be a problem!

9974393
In Twilight's case, she just went crazy because she had suppressed it for far too long. So it all came out in one big flood.

Comment posted by Solarfollow deleted Dec 5th, 2019

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I understand that the spell caused Twilight's lust to build up, like a dam holding back a river. So when the dam burst, that made her go “TWILIGHT… WANT!” But that she felt the need to use that spell in the first place, suggests that raging hormones were already driving her crazy.

Actuality, if we could safely do what Twilight did: It could really help a lot of young people! It could save them a lot of trouble, and keep them from getting themselves into trouble.

And the “TWILIGHT… WANT!” effect would be a feature, not a bug. Because when our young man or woman does find the right person: The two of them could release their dams together, and lose their virginity to each-other.

Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve, thinking it was just a distraction she didn't need in her life. After she got her new castle, she reveals this fact to her friends. Now her friends decided to release it. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

'Alright let's see what i've got in the mail in the past year or so. Hmm, bills, legal stuff, warcrimes?(Huh, gonna have to visit the 40k verses for bit), more bills, spam mail, expired coupon deals...Oh! Murphy wants a raise. Again.'

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