On the day of Nightmare Moon's return, she ponynapped one of Celestia's royal guards for interrogation. However, she might be getting more information than she wanted to know.
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Credit for cover art goes to ZantyARZ
So I thought of this after remembering a very funny skit from "A Bit of Fry and Laurie." I thought it would be funny if I did the same skit, but with Nightmare Moon and a Royal Guard.
This is also sort of an apology for not finishing "Princess Luna Received a Love Letter." So I hope you all enjoy this one!
Featured 02/13/2018!!! Thank you!!!
UPDATE: I found out a couple of people have done a reading of this story. I am so happy! Here they are if you would like a listen.
Pony&Wolf Productions on 9/13/2023
Agent0Fluffy on 2/15/2023
I dunno what I just read...
But I like it
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!! I do too!!!
a bit over the top on his part, but good enough for a quick one shot.
I love the sound of Nightmare Moon crackfics in the morning. It sounds like ... happiness. Liked and following.
It deserve a like for this line alone
Seriously, not bad, not bad at all 
Short and delicious and bad for me, like a potato chip. I love it!
Simply glorious.
that was awesome and he's right the full moon is great
Cute.
And proof that Moony just wanted to be loved!
sequel with luna pls
The video has been taken off YouTube, still kinda funny and it was worth a read.
One kiss turns into another and another...then something else, poor Celestia was left waiting all day for a Nightmare Moon that never showed.
This is so Adoracute. I have no idea where I got the word Adoracute from, but I believe this describes this perfectly
I'd love a sequel.
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In the morning? Gotta read those by moonie light!
I have to say, I was going to write this story off as just another "lol, randumb" fic, but after seeing the skit it is a based on I have a new appreciation for the reference. Jolly good show!
The execution could be a bit more refined/edited, but this was good for laugh.
Tiny typo:
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Thank you!
I had no idea what to expect before and I don't know what to think of this now, but.... that was a properly amusing read. Thank you!
And then they sexed.
The end.
And while she was wasting her time interrogating the guard, the Mane 6 recovered the EoH with ease and blasted her back to the Moon FOREVER!! And Celestia was forever known as Best Princess.
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Yes, yesyesyesyesyesyes all of the yes.
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*Eleven months later*
Celestia: "You just gave birth to a foal!? I thought you were just getting fat! Luna! I'm so sorry! I had no idea that you were pregnant when I banished you to the moon a thousand years ago!"
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Luna: "Neither did I...♪♫
Celestia: "Huh? Waitasec... I've never felt that perpetual lie-detection spell do this before....
Luna: "'Perpetual lie-detection spell'?
Celestia: "Yeah, after I banished you, I made this spell to help me judge when I was getting lied to...but it seems to have broken somehow...
Luna: "Lucky me
Celestia: "Oh, it seems to be working again...
Luna: "Good to know
Celestia: "Oh, there it goes again...Not a lie...Not the truth....It's like...it doesn't know what to do.
Luna: "
Celestia: "♪Working again!♫
Ooh could you maybe add the alternate universe tag or something because I honestly want to see this ship lol. With the major being a dopey personal guard for luna and maybe even lover hehe.
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Hmmm... I probably should.
I mean, now we all know what would have happened. XD
......And they both banged happily ever after.
The End!
How do you do this? If I had to write something similar It would take two chapters with five thousand words! Tell me your secret to the cute! TELL ME!
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How is it bad for you?
Oneshots like this are truly the heart and soul of this site! Loved it! :)
After years of nothing but guarding a large, white, motherly figure of a princess. The Major comes face to face with one that is tall, dark and sexy.
Wonder how'd he feel after her cleansing.
Not bad but I was expecting something else and when I was reading it, it surprised me that Nightmare Moon did not knock him and tried with another.
Can we haz mor, pls?
Well, that was fast
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Bloody Brilliant.
I think Nightmare Moon acts completely out of character here. Maybe Princess Luna could be closed and reluctant to engage into a relationship, but Ruler of the Night should've taken guard's adoration for granted and use it to extract information right away.
Wonder if he interrogated Nightmare a little more in bed
BRO.
THAT VIDEO WAS THE BEST THING EVER!
AND THIS STORY FITS SO WELL WITH IT.
But in the video the major is a boy and is gay. But here the major is not gay, whaaaaaaa?
LOL
RUN
RUN NIGHTMARE MOON
IT’S YOUR ONLY HOPE
Ha! That lovestruck buffoon!
I like this guy. I want him in my army.
You can has review!
What fun. I guess he would not mind have to repay Celestias Depth of 1000 years of no Stallion Companion back personaly. With 20% interests
And than he kissed her, just on other lips than expected. That Guard saved Equestria all Night long by kissing the royal rear lips.
ALL - NIGHT - LOOONG~♡