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Super Trampoline


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Lips collide and hearts ignite and uh... other areas moisten, when love is in the air.


Rated teen with sex tag for “innuendo, or vaguely implied (but not described!) sexual acts”
Reading by Present Perfect!

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Comments ( 32 )

Oh god... Just god... Hilariously clever!

PresentPerfect
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to feel each other’s horsey hot breath and sweet pony spittle roll down each other’s throats

Aww, you wrote this just for me, didn't you? <3

8541213 I didn’t, but
I do have a story in the pipeline for you called “Twilight Eats a Five Pound Bag of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears”. It’s Twilestia.

Oh. Okay.

Lesbians are hot.

The one true constant in this universe.

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8541249
...You have a poor grasp of what it is I like <.<

8541824
You weren’t supposed to like “Though the Present is Never Perfect, She Brought the Perfect Present”, and yet you loved it. So who knows, go in with an open mind... :raritywink:

Ha ha ha ha Jesus that was something.

This is as if Shakespeare wrote erotica

Better than most actual clop fiction, I'll warrant.

Finished the Shakespeare Fan fiction. #noregrets

For once a Super Trampoline story I actually get to read because it has not yet been taken down when I log in.

And what a story it is!
Don't get why people are sayimg Shakespeare, tho, it is definitely Laurence Sterne writing this horsewords.

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Ha! I’ll have to check out Laurence Sterne. Any particular recommendations?

Awww, what a beautiful lust story. Seriously, I loved the writing. And man you sure stretched that... envelope of "Teen" rating. Glorious.

Tongues twist and slither over each other like hot and bothered epileptic eels.

I will treasure this as my internal commentary for every romantic movie scene I watch, from now on. :trixieshiftright:

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Glad you enjoyed!

I was 70% sure I was going to get a PM saying they were changing the rating to mature. I included that link to the rules as a sort of precaution of, look guys, technically this is still teen rated.

I also just think it’s funny that the teen rated story of mine closest to being mature has nary a single explicit word in it.

8544514 I'm guessing a reference to The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman.

Per wiki: As its title suggests, the book is ostensibly Tristram's narration of his life story. But it is one of the central jokes of the novel that he cannot explain anything simply, that he must make explanatory diversions to add context and colour to his tale, to the extent that Tristram's own birth is not even reached until Volume III.

The above-linked epub seems to have only 4 of 9 volumes, at merely 182k words. Hold me.

Dude, this was fucking hilarious. Also some killer similes to go with the generally well-chosen voice. And let nobody be ever again confined to that ignoble lie and comically inept farce of """BEST FRIENDS (wink wink know what i mean know what i mean)"""!

Lucky are you that you live in a realm of friendship and not a land which punishes collateral damage, that you are now the princess’s protege, rather than in jail.

No kidding. :V Good thing she never did anything important, like rob a jewelry store. ;D

Forelegs wrap around bodies, and bodies fall horizontal upon Trixie’s stained and tattered futon she probably found while dumpster diving.

And the time has come at last for our heroic duo to add some more stains, and maybe even a new tear or two.

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As much as anything, this had me thinking of Henry Fielding, that is to say, The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling. But then again, I never read Tristram Shandy.

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Here ya go, good buddy:

I'm sorry it doesn't sound better, but between time crunch and the fact that I probably could not do this reading the same way twice, I did the best with what I had. :C

Well that was without a doubt one of the most unique fanfics I've ever read. Damn funny too. You, my friend, have earned yourself a favorite and a smiley Twily. :twilightsmile:

Also, hell yeah for startrix. Otp af.

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Umm...okay that is HOT, but...where did you find that? That looks like it’s from an episode, and I don’t think it is

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It’s not from an episode

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It look like it is...really it does

Ah, the purple narrator who speaks directly to the reader.

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Not gonna lie, it’s a super fun style to write.

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