Lips collide and hearts ignite and uh... other areas moisten, when love is in the air.
Rated teen with sex tag for âinnuendo, or vaguely implied (but not described!) sexual actsâ
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Super Trampoline
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Oh god... Just god... Hilariously clever!
Beautiful.
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-1 point for no mention of Trixie's sword swallowing abilities.
Aww, you wrote this just for me, didn't you? <3
8541213 I didnât, but
I do have a story in the pipeline for you called âTwilight Eats a Five Pound Bag of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bearsâ. Itâs Twilestia.
Oh. Okay.
The one true constant in this universe.
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...You have a poor grasp of what it is I like <.<
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You werenât supposed to like âThough the Present is Never Perfect, She Brought the Perfect Presentâ, and yet you loved it. So who knows, go in with an open mind...
Ha ha ha ha Jesus that was something.
This is as if Shakespeare wrote erotica
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Shakespearicles writes a lot of pony erotica.
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HELL YEAH!
Better than most actual clop fiction, I'll warrant.
For once a Super Trampoline story I actually get to read because it has not yet been taken down when I log in.
And what a story it is!
Don't get why people are sayimg Shakespeare, tho, it is definitely Laurence Sterne writing this horsewords.
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Ha! Iâll have to check out Laurence Sterne. Any particular recommendations?
Awww, what a beautiful lust story. Seriously, I loved the writing. And man you sure stretched that... envelope of "Teen" rating. Glorious.
I will treasure this as my internal commentary for every romantic movie scene I watch, from now on.
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Glad you enjoyed!
I was 70% sure I was going to get a PM saying they were changing the rating to mature. I included that link to the rules as a sort of precaution of, look guys, technically this is still teen rated.
I also just think itâs funny that the teen rated story of mine closest to being mature has nary a single explicit word in it.
8544514 I'm guessing a reference to The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman.
The above-linked epub seems to have only 4 of 9 volumes, at merely 182k words. Hold me.
Dude, this was fucking hilarious. Also some killer similes to go with the generally well-chosen voice. And let nobody be ever again confined to that ignoble lie and comically inept farce of """BEST FRIENDS (wink wink know what i mean know what i mean)"""!
No kidding. :V Good thing she never did anything important, like rob a jewelry store. ;D
And the time has come at last for our heroic duo to add some more stains, and maybe even a new tear or two.
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As much as anything, this had me thinking of Henry Fielding, that is to say, The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling. But then again, I never read Tristram Shandy.
Here ya go, good buddy:
I'm sorry it doesn't sound better, but between time crunch and the fact that I probably could not do this reading the same way twice, I did the best with what I had. :C
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Well that was without a doubt one of the most unique fanfics I've ever read. Damn funny too. You, my friend, have earned yourself a favorite and a smiley Twily.
Also, hell yeah for startrix. Otp af.
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Glad you enjoyed!
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Umm...okay that is HOT, but...where did you find that? That looks like itâs from an episode, and I donât think it is
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Itâs not from an episode
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It look like it is...really it does
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Looks can be deceiving.
Ah, the purple narrator who speaks directly to the reader.
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Not gonna lie, itâs a super fun style to write.
I felt my brain expanding as I read this, and it hurt a lot.
It's probably not related to the story, but I'm blaming you anyway.
Anyhow-
9/10
So well done, I could probably eat it.
A very true closing sentence, I must say. As a male who likes females, I do find it extremely attractive when two creatures of the female sex collide in romantic passion. It allows me to forget of the crippling silence that is my sleeping quarters.
Bravo, Trampmiester, i applaud thee, not only for writing such an indisputable piece of literature, but for certainly being one of the fanfic writers to ever exist.
Now, if you will excuse me, I will now retreat back to my hole, and my slumber shall resume.
Farewell, all who care.
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Thank you for making me smile and chuckle.
I assume you're joking about the brain swelling thing but if you've recently hit your head or something please go to a hospital that shit can kill you it's what killed Bob saget
You could get a little white noise machine or a little fan or if you have a music streaming service there are "songs" that are like babbling Brooks or gentle waves and there are tons of videos like that on YouTube too as well as gentle music channels that Play 24/7
this one's going on the quote wall
Oh yeah! Debauchery and innuendo my favorite!
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What a coincidence, those are the names of my This Content Requires a FimFiction Gold Account to See
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Thank you I'm glad you enjoyed! Have a blessed day!
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