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Lord Camembert

Sure could go for an ice cold racial equality right about now.



This story is a sequel to Three Powerful Sorceresses (and Trixie) Walk into a Bar

Starlight wants some furniture. Trixie misunderstands her intentions.

Part of the DrunkLight series.

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I can't say perfect though, because it's missing the IKEA meatballs.

Goddamn I love me some KÖTTBULLAR.

Please write more in this 'verse.

I've got a big old document filled with plans. Don't you worry.

IKEA is a really weird store to wander through. Also I was betting on the frog of her hoof.

There too, obviously. The real trick is to keep moving them so that they're always somewhere that Starlight's just checked.

More! Also, funny!

Trixie and Starlight Go to IKEA

*Sees title of story*

*Immediately clicks on it.*

This was just too funny. I'm not sure I can pick out a specific part as my favorite, because I was laughing all the way through. Although, Starlight being totally oblivious to what Trixie was thinking she was implying was definitely adorable. As was Trixie buying the hanger first. Also loved all the jokes about IKEA's dumb naming conventions and generally DIY madness. (God, I hate IKEA. Except for the meatballs. Mmmm, Swedish meatballs.)

“Uh… HÄNGA . Wait, that just says hanger!”


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