No I did not search for this video, but honestly that just makes it worse because it means the YouTube algorithm knows I'm a degenerate horsefucker
Okay, a lot obsessive. I'm working on my first serious (though still partially a comedy) story in a hot fucking minute, and it's basically six thousand words of Trixie and Starlight talking to each other (and Twilight at the end)
I've always struggled with writing characters accurately. They tend to talk more like I do. For example, Starlight says "I mean" like six or seven times. She does say that phrase at least once from a preliminary exploration, but I need to go deeper.
Context: a reply to someone shipping starburst instead of StarTrix on this Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/PWhateverer/status/1504132876803133440?t=iyslyr1HWcgj7tIlRBrvBg&s=19
"Only if you count her pegging him once towards the end of that one Grand Galloping Gala afterparty at the AirBnB Spitfire rented that got a bit too lit when Vinyl showed up with an 8-ball of Ket and turned into a 3-day methamphetamine bender with Trixie, Pinkie, and Tree Hugger."
Just add [smcaps] TGAPT [/smcaps]
Watch:
Twilight: Trixie, for fuck's sake stop dumping your garbage in my rose garden I know it's you.
Trixie: Please Sparklebutt, you really think I, The Great and Powerful Trixie would deign to ever stoop so low as to taint my garbage with your roses? Ha! Preposterous! I bet it was that neerdowell Sunset Shimmer.
TRIXIE THE EGOIST
STARLIGHT THE MAOIST
ARE IN LOVE
Hello, friends! After several months of off-and-on-writing and plenty of procrastination, I have finally finished the first draft of Killing Me Softly, a 4,569-word StarTrix romantic drama comedy told from Trixie's perspective, and I'm looking for some people to help me polish it! This is the longest one-shot I've written in six years, and I legitimately have put a lot of work into it, so I'd really like it to shine! (And ideally make it to the feature box.) You know it's serious when
How long can you get Starlight? I got to 43 before losing. https://roundtrip.itch.io/long-stoplight Post your best score in the comments! (If you get over 50, you better screenshot that shit.) Thanks to Roundtrip for making this!
I was looking for cover art for a new StarTrix shipping story I'm working on, and I found a picture only uploaded a few days ago that was absolutely perfect for
So now, when you get to this line: "Tongues twist and slither over each other like hot and bothered epileptic eels.", you'll be greeted by this beautiful picture by Drizzie Doodles: