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Flutterpriest


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I'm not even going to read this. Just going to like and fave for experiencing such a breathtaking story title.

BUT WHERE'S THE LIE THO?

>a cat for drinks

Well, goodbye to that boy.

You do know there will be enough people to ask for a real scene.

The storm king was shattered, not murdered. There's a big difference.

Sure it is... :trixieshiftright:

"So what if I want to fuck a cat?!" Rarity growls. Opalescence stops dead in her tracks and stares at her owner. "Oh, sorry dear. Not you. I. Oh. I think I'm beginning to see it now."

:rainbowlaugh:

"A-actually," Rarity says. "That's kind of hot."

Seriously?! :facehoof:


The rating changed, uh? :rainbowhuh:

Well, obviously she would. I mean, Opalescence, amirite?

Sapient, not Sentient. Sentient is to perceive or feel. Sapient means actually intelligence to think and reason, speak ect. It is what Humans are homo sapiens. sapiens being the latin word sapient is derived from.

That purfect title tho.

I saw the title and, somehow, without looking at the author, i knew it was flutterpriest.

Wow. Guessing you thought he was the "cat's meow."

8470424 Eeyup :eeyup:

In MLP, even spiders are sentient. Opal is definitely sentient.

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Sombra Was Shattered, and There's speculations that we'll be seeing him at some point soon.

That was... Fast...

And after reading, I breath a somewhat bated sigh of relief that it wasn't actual porn, but is just a premonition of things to come, so to speak.

Priest.
I.
Wat.

I don't swing that way, as much as it disappoints Rainbow Dash.

I can hear the internal, pained cries of a certain brony reactor...

That aside, this was quite a thoughtful and, uh, very informative piece. A lot of intellectual discourse here, yes.

Hahaha, god damn it priest

Cut That Shit Out Right Meow

:trixieshiftleft:

Ouch, she went from desiring a handsome prince in S1 to a ragged back alley street cat. That's quite the drop in standards.

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Ladies love a bad boy. Rarity is finally in her rebellious phase.

Don't kinkshame, Applejack. :raritywink:

NOW YOU GET MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MR. PIMPLETON!

Dafuq did I just read? :rainbowlaugh: Well done sir!

Another Masterpiece from Flutterpriest!

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Yes.

One is thata he's not dead yet, but will be if he's ever unpetrified.

...You know whata, same thing.

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To be fair, she DID just have her punk phase, whether she realized it or not, so I suppose that's not too far off...

Let's be honest, we all know that if anybody's a deviant, it's Rarity :trixieshiftright:

God damn it, author!

Actually one of the conversations my friends and I had after the movie ended was basically "in Lord of the Rings the eagles are a deus ex machina that saves the day---in MLP they are the race that apparently screwed every other race quite literally and we have all these cross breeds like Griffin and hypogryphs now"

"Either you're dense, or just not getting it." Applejack sighed and rose to her hooves. "You are a Pony. He is a Cat."

"So?" Rarity asks.

"You two are not the same species."

"That's racist."

Pulling out the race card already?

You know when you mentioned something on my post about dog cocks I didn't expect this to be the result.

Oh shit, what about Fluttershy? I mean, she can talk to animals, so how much difference to her is there between Opalescence and Capper?

I guess somepony had to write this and you were the one to write it

:duck: I can handle myself dear Apple Jack thank you!
:ajbemused: Ya know ol Spike flamed a bushel load of those storm trooper goons
:raritywink: As did we all
:ajsmug: He's better than any cat...
:raritywink: But he's such a dear little friend
:ajbemused: He's not so little and somepony in the castle says he;s packing twin smoke wagons......
:raritystarry: ? two ?
:ajsleepy: Ain't saying I seen em in action
:raritycry:
:facehoof: Apple Jack!!!!!
:moustache: Storm troopers? We're seeing Mare Wars again?

To get the bad out of the way, the first two paragraphs are a complete waste of space. This would be better with a slightly more detailed third paragraph that served in place of the 'just watch the damn movie' opening.

Now that that's said. Loved the reference in the chapter title. The dialogue between Rarity and AJ felt spot on and I really enjoyed the few twists in the dialogue. The comedy really flowed from that odd, yet oddly believable exchange. And yeah... Having watched the movie, this did seem like one of the more likely ships to come out of it. :duck:

You're grounded.

It shouldn't have existed, it was always going to exist, I guess I'm just happy it was you who did it XD

You should write that Diamond Dog clop story... then look awkwardly at your dog...

Why not sex tag ?

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"Mature" + "Sex" often has readers thinking the fic is clop. Mature by itself is often understood as allowing for talk about sex so long as things don't get too explicit.

not sure if these are problems but

"You do realize I that he's basically a cat, right?"

maybe take out the I

They're mangy and unclean. Spend all their time in the dirt looking for gems

maybe change it to unclean. Spend all their time in the dirt looking for gems

How do you think it would look if all of a sudden / was attracted to a Diamond Dog.

i think the / is supposed to be an i

other then that great story 10/10 would fuck a 🐱 again

Yes! A Capper and Rarity fic!
I made a group for this couple, please join it and add it in the folder! Much appreciated.

ugh. Darling, it just...it just jumps tenses in the middle of the read. VERY distracting. Might consider changing some of those descriptions

"Actually, That's kind of hot!"

You are a hero to my people.

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Well when the cat is more charming then the prince, I can see why.

Sequel please, I absolutely loved this fic, I was laughing my ass off for most of it.

I give it a rating of: A picture of a white Pony taking cat dick

Rarity’s reaction at the end was priceless.

Well that was unexpected.

I’m just going to leave this here...

I think I need a sequel.

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