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anonpencil
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
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Purrrrfect
I'm so happy.
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This is what they call filler, and it's nowhere near as good as the kind they put in Twinkies...
9229070
I am too. You're a madman and it's great and this is great and yes.
9229071
Methinks you might not have read to the end. ;)
...unless "filler" is a sex or fetish term I'm not familiar with, which it seems like it could be. In which case, DO TELL I'd love to learn a thing!
9229075
'Cream' in 'twinkies'? Henlo? Is this thing on?
9229077
...Oh.
OH.
Oh my, snu... th-that's gay <3.
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9229075
"I hardly even know her!"
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The fuck?
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9229088
Yes.
I don't know how the People Police didn't come down from the sky and scoop you up AS YOU WERE WRITING THIS.
..........good job.
9229162
They tried. I buttered myself all over before hand just in case, slipped right through their fingers.
It’s a good thing they didn’t go all the way. If the tongue was that bad, how do you reckon ‘penis covered with barbed hooks’ would have gone over. Long story short, don’t fuck cats, ladies.
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This is an important PSA, and may save lives.
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Ah, I did not get the reference to this.
This certainly isn't as sweet, fluffy, and comforting as Twinkie filler, though I suspect both have a similar amount of severed body parts used as ingredients. ^.^
I didn't even think about how that would be until it happened.
I was giggling in delight !
My word, Pencil, you are magnificent!
Barbed for her displeasure.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OMG XD
He's the friend that you need to leave you feline fine.
oH MY, haha I was already thinking "wait, a cat's tongue is rough, LIKE REALLY ROUGH! well, writing logic, I guess" but then I kept reading and I was like: "well, that makes a little more sense...but I dunno how it can be so rough to "take away" -THAT- " but it was nice and weird to read, haha good job
9229186
Yes, I have mentioned something about this before.
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It would certainly save some lady's tender spots.
Cat tongues are like 140grit sandpaper--only instead of such small, smooth textured sand, it's more like covered in tiny fishhooks that can remove meat straight off the bone! And the hooks get bigger further toward the back of their tongues.
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Oh god its you, I love your stuff
Dammit Anon, you made me find a new fetish!
Anyway, this was pretty well written. I love the build-up this fic's growing before the imminent disaster and after that I found myself almost dying of laughter.
Hopefully Rarity gets recovered after that experience, mentally and physically!
The next day, a new medical clinic opened in Ponyville:
Doctor Clapper, MD, Abyssinia Gynecologist
Specializes in Clitolickoffofme