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Rarity decides to give Anonymous a new wardrobe update to fix his old and aging wardrobe. Despite his new clothing no longer being patch-ridden and full of holes, Anonymous finds reasons to hate it anyway.


Written for knighty, because nobody likes new things.

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Comments ( 111 )

dawwwww

Estee #2 · Jun 5th, 2017 · · ·

He’s trying to make some kind of point, I just know it!

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

This is cancer adding onto cancer.

Now, the question is: is it additive cancer, or multiplicative?

I know the clothes were a gift, Rarity, and the new ones do look really nice, but could you please not surprise me like that? A little warning would be nice. I wake up, my closet door has turned into a blank wall, and when it reappears, all I have are tuxes. That, and you forgot to take half the pins out of them. Ow. :unsuresweetie:

Where is the bleach?

You are the hero Fimfic needs deserves.

Alex_ #7 · Jun 5th, 2017 · · 1 ·

This story is new and I love it.

Also, this is your sixty-ninth story and it isn’t clop.

Hah! I get it! Knighty is Rarity from Inspiration Manifestation and the site is Ponyville.

Estee #10 · Jun 5th, 2017 · · 1 ·

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Can cancer get cancer?

Some stories just really make you think.

Great story that pretty much reflects my reaction to the new design.

I fear change.

JackRipper
Moderator

Something tells me the site changed, you saw an opportunity and you dove for it.

I can't say I'm surprised. :unsuresweetie:

I see what you did there.

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I... Believe I fixed it. I think I used a word wrong.

woowwwww

I almost thought this was done in reference to the new site layout 😂
Edit: never mind, it was. But that makes it even funnier.

Jesus, some of the bitching about the changes on this site is ridiculous. It changed, people! Get used to it!

edit : looks like people are interpreting this comment as being directed towards Priest, which it isn’t.

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Pretty sure it is.

it's owner trots about her workroom

its

part of me feels this was written for a particular group of people, i cant figure out who thou...... :derpytongue2:

Wydril #23 · Jun 5th, 2017 · · 4 ·

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Jesus, some of the bitching about the changes on this site is ridiculous. It changed, people! Get used to it!

Woooow, complaining about other people complaining! Other people have their own opinions, people! Get used to it!

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How cyclical

DumbDog
Moderator

Blue jeans

Blue.

Very, very, very, blue.

I DON’T LIKE CHANGE!:raritydespair:

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Every post is a repost of a repost. Also, repeating history, etc.

Hell that was quick!!⏰

Oooh, you've change it! I don't like it.

ACCEPT CHANGE?!

Never.

How dare you give me something new! In my day, we used the same thing even after it completely disintegrated.

For a moment, I thought this was about the site update. :trollestia:

Crap wait I’m retarded

What is this “New” you speak of? Is it some type of fancy food?

Priest, do you find it problematic breathing with Knight’s dick all the way down your throat like that? :)

I love you.

I DON'T LIKE THING

This was a nice combination of Butthole Anon and slightly less of a jerk Anon. Dare I say that this was sweet? If I didn't know you better I'd think that this was how you normally write. *Sigh* oh well, maybe this marks a change. Then again, maybe not.

The title sums up how I feel about this story!

I’m wholly kidding. I love you!

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So are you, by the color of your comment text.

Site is okay. Does need some fixes, but what doesn't?

Wydril #42 · Jun 5th, 2017 · · 4 ·

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The old site.

You must not pay attention well. It needed fixes too.

I know it’s an allegory... but for what?

So, what you’re basically saying is, Knighty thinks I’m hot?

I knew it. :rainbowderp:

A fun little story, I liked it.

Rarity should probably have asked Anon first.

So, I’m going to be the guy to point out something that doesn’t matter at all, especially in a Flutterpriest story, but... why? Why does anyone care about Anon’s exposed backside in a society of tiny candy horses that are exposed all the time? If anything, I expected Anon to use that as justification for him to say the hole in his pants was practical.

That said, nice allegory story. Allestory.

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If you condense this story onto a card, would it be an Alucard?

img.clipartall.com/20-angry-smileys-and-emoticons-collection-smiley-symbols-and-angry-face-clipart-300_300.png
my reaction if that actually happend to me.
If Rarity did that to Me, i would go call the police and called an order from court or i just burn the suits, dump the charred remains in front of her and buy some actual clothes from someone that doesn’t force you to wear it.

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