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Silent Ghost


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The changeling ruler, Queen Chrysalis, finds herself a red ball one day. She decides to have a little fun, but what's fun without someone else?


Comments, criticism, and baking recipes are appreciated.

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Gluten-Free Bisquick™ Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe

Ingredients

1/2 cup butter, softened
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon gluten-free vanilla
2 eggs
2 cups Bisquick™ Gluten Free mix
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips (6 oz)

Directions

1: Heat oven to 350°F. In large bowl, beat butter and brown sugar with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Beat in vanilla and eggs. Add Bisquick™ mix; beat on low speed until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

2: On ungreased cookie sheets, drop dough by tablespoonfuls about 2 inches apart.

3: Bake 8 to 12 minutes or until set on edges and golden brown. Cool 2 minutes. Remove from cookie sheets to cooling racks.

The descriptions are exquisite, and the premise is most amusing!

8/10 from me!

6819984 Ok, that sounds really delicious. I'm definitely gonna have to try to make that.

6820143 I'm glad you enjoy it!

It's... The curse of the round red rubber ball! WOOO!

All the while Twilight Sparkle sighed in relief and then chuckled, "Cadance was right, you can't make a pony drink, but you can make it so thirsty that said pony will drink like no tomorrow...now all I need to do is wait until my new localized version of the want-it-need-it spell wears off and I can tell those two about the photos we've taken...and Operation Flutterpony Harmony can commence."

"So we're going to take over Equestria by blackmailing ponies into creating reforms? I'm ah not sure I like that..."

"Oh darling...we're blackmailing corruption itself dear...although I really think we need uniforms if we're going to LARP as an evil syndicate."

"Umm...could someone tell Twilight that we're LARPing...if you don't mind that is..."

"Oh come on...flutters!! We're saving Equestria that's the coolest thing ever!!!"

Everyone turned to where the empty chair in the room was...

"Do you think it was okay...to let Pinkie handle...her?"

"Darling...Bon-Bon was a target the moment she broke her Pinkie Promise."

Meanwhile in an undisclosed location,

"And that is why you should always bet on black oh but you shouldn't bet on the Mares in Black because they aren't very nice and they don't keep there Pinkie Promises..."

"SHUT UP!!! I KNOW THAT NOW!!!"

"Gooood you're learning..."

Hah! Chrysalis and Celestia acting like puppies playing with a shiny ball. I can just imagine if Luna walked in on that scene. Either a massive facehoof and hauling her sister off to the psychiatrist would happen, or Luna would use the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE to scare them into dropping the ball so she could take it for herself. :facehoof:

Snrk. And this the Peace of the Red Ball wad born.

Later the same day Twilight had an aneurysm.

Cya
Raziel-chan

:rainbowlaugh:This was funny and cute.:rainbowkiss:

6820533

why is it I can actually see this happening at some point?

also this needs to be an actual story.

Cx Yes. This is just... brilliant. ^-^
Ten out of ten muffins. :derpytongue2: fantastic work!
~SoDF

BALL! BALL! BALL!

Cute and funny. I love it!

BALL! I Love this!

This is so randomly beautiful.

I knew it
Alicorns love balls
Now I need to go to the nearest quarter machine

Okay, who disliked? :facehoof:

okay, their reactions to a shiny red ball, it's just so, "Petarded."

I am now hearing the song "Red Rubber Ball" in my head over and over... IT WON'T STAAAAAAHHHP!! :raritydespair:

6820330 DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL...

*pokes the green glowing core of Happy Fun Ball... myootates...* :pinkiecrazy:

6819984 *Alondro slithers in and drops one flake of wheat germ into the mix while nopony is watching!* Muwah ha ha ha... now they shall suffer terrible diarrhea and bloating for days on end! Then they're be unable to stop me from... RULING ZHE VURLD!! BWAH HA HA HA!!

*clearly, an evil mastermind of the highest caliber...*

‘I’m not getting paid enough for this…’ The changeling guard facehooved with a sigh.

‘Wait...I’m not getting paid at all!’
[...]
“I need a raise.”

:chrysalis: "OK, you get a 10% raise." (0 Bits + 10% = 0 Bits)

From her throne she was Equestria’s ruler, her job to ensure the safety of her ponies was a tiring yet fulfilling duty.

“...and the ‘No Broccoli’ Bill will begin implementation in the new year."

Finally!! National security is ensured!

“Ball!” Chrysalis’ face changed from a toothy smirk to overjoy.

Celestia’s face changed to confusion as a ball materialized in front of her. “...Ball?”

“Ball!”

“Ball?”

“Ball!”

“Ball!”

“Ball!” The alicorn and changeling queen cheered and jumped in unison, taking a seat on their haunches.

How to befriend you enemy, changeling style.
(A stupid idea which works isn't stupid.)

A nice, random One-Shot.
Good work!


But there are still a few you could improve/correct:
- Sometimes you start a sentence with a lowercase-letter.
- Sometimes there is one changeling-guard, sometimes there are more. Better decide and stay constant.
- 'With curiosity the changeling...' Here are too many spaces.

Ball!

6844755 a souless asshole... who else? honestly who else does that?
it happens. it happens a lot XD

Yes... just... yes...

HEEHEEHEE!

Oh my this was just so cute!
Also not baking but it is a recipe I made up because I grew bored of the norm.
Taco Tuna Sandwich:
Ingredients:
1 can Tuna
1 1/2 teaspoons Taco Seasoning
3 dollops of Miracle Whip
1/4 cup cheese
1 small tomato, diced
6 slices whole wheat bread

Instructions:
1. Drain the tuna and put in bowl, adding and mixing in the Miracle Whip
2. Add the cheese, stir
3. Add Taco Seasoning, stir
4. Add the tomato, stir
5. Garnish with more cheese if so desired,
6. Slather onto bread and put two slices together.
Hehe nice and easy, but adds a nice kick to the normal tuna sandwich. And measurements can be changed to suit needs/tastes of course.

That was a funny and silly story to read! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I was laughing like crazy every time Chrysalis was playing with the ball like a kitty. It reminds me of the fanfic Princess Celestia and the Laser Pointer, where Celestia started to chase the red dot produced by the laser pointer around Canterlot Castle like a giant cat. A giant pony-sized cat that has the ability to raise and lower the sun with her magic.

Looks like someone misplaced their story.

You accidently put your fic in the wrong group, in the 1000 Likes and Growing group that is. This fic is far from 1000 likes, so it's very premature to put it in there now.

6994955 Oh whoops, sorry about that. I'll remove it immediately

6995476 No problem, just pointing it out.

Artificial Adrenaline

One can of (your preferred flavor) of AMP energy drink
1 bottle of 5 hour energy.

Open the can of ED and drink about a quarter of it.
Wait about five minutes, then add the entire bottle of five hour energy to the AMP can and stir with a shishkabob stick or a spoon if you've poured it into a cup.
Drink contents over the course of fifteen minutes.

Enjoy not being able to sit still for more than three seconds for the next...oh...five or six hours.

BALL!

Here ya go!:rainbowlaugh:
Rum Cake Recipe

Rum Cake Recipe:
1 or 2 quarts rum
1 cup butter
1 teaspoon sugar
2 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
baking powder
1 teaspoon soda
lemon juice
brown sugar
nuts

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sue rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sue that the rum is of the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn't matter.) Sample the rum again. Sift + pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or what ever color you can find. Wix mel. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to ged.


Gotcha!:trollestia:

International diplomacy is easy! Chrysalis gets it. :rainbowlaugh:

This happens to me sometimes...
:twilightblush:

And thus, peace between the changelings and ponies was secured in the silliest and most adorable way possible.

This was a sweet and funny story. Not a whole lot else to say, so instead here's an age-old family recipe I don't often share.

Homemade Ice Cubes

Ingredients
- 2 cups water (approximately)
- 2 tablespoons water (additional if needed)


Directions
1) Empty the ice cubes that are left in the trays (if there are any left) into the bin.
2) Take the trays over to the sink and fill them with cold water.
3) Place the water filled ice trays back in the freezer.
4) Replace the ice bin if you had to remove it.
5) Shut the door to the freezer.

This is the most beautiful story I've ever- BALL!

7043583 According to a recent estimate done on the American population, we have proudly concluded that ball is in fact, life.

7043448 Whoa, are you sure you wanna share this age-old, family-valued recipe? What if I like, sell it on the black market? I could make a fortune.

7036625 Unless you're America, then it's

Don't be America, kids.

This is a silly story...

I LOVE IT! :rainbowlaugh:

“Gaw, ook!” The ball still in her mouth. “I caw heh haw!” She jumped happily.

OK, thaaaaaat is about the most adorbs thing ever i have read :rainbowkiss:

Also: recipe!
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This is one of the most heartwrenching story I have ever read. I can just feel it speaking to my soul. Also, ball.

I wanted to give you a good recipe for this, but it was too long to be comfortable, so you must be content with googling Gundel Pancake.

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The changeling queen started her chase of the red ball with a skidding of her hooves on the wooden floor. “Ball!” She screamed, going into a full blown sprint down the hall.

‘I’m not getting paid enough for this…’ The changeling guard facehooved with a sigh. Nevertheless, it was his duty to watch the queen. With another heavy sigh, the changeling unfurled their insect-like wings and buzzed down the hall after the queen.

‘Wait...I’m not getting paid at all!’

This. This!

7043448

I see your age-old recipe and I raise you...

Hey, wait a minute...

:twilightoops:

The Ultimate Diet Cake
2 lbs milk chocolate
8 sticks butter
2 16-oz packages of chocolate chips
3 jars marshmallow fluff
1 tablespoon vanilla

DIRECTIONS:
1. Throw out all ingredients.
2. Eat a piece of celery.
3. Cry.

To damn cute!:yay:

7054516 How do you sleep at night knowing you have caused me pain?

Nah, I'm kidding but that did make me laugh. For that, you receive the acknowledgement that a comment of yours has made me laugh. Congratulations, use it wisely.

7043671

This story.

It makes me want to play with my blue ball. :P

Simple recipe with awesome results!

One pound of ground hamburger meat

One package of taco seasoning (whatever brand you prefer.)

On box of Velveeta mac and cheese (for this recipe use the shells)

First, brown the hamburger meat in a pan.

When the meat hits about halfway done, start cooking the mac and cheese in a pot, separate of the meat.

Cook the mac and cheese normally.

Once the meat is done, mix in the taco seasoning.

After that's done, pour the cheese into the mac and cheese and mix well.

Finally, mix the finished mac and cheese with the taco meat. Stir thoroughly.

Now, you have taco meat macaroni! Easy, decently cheap, and FUCKING DELICIOUS.

You're welcome!

I love this!
its actually pretty cute!

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