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Celestia finds herself in a predicament when she finds a bright red dot, and decides to give chase. Will she ever catch the dot, and where is the dot coming from?

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OKay... I rarely just pick a story to read at random... But THIS I have got to read...

Haha! Random humor is the best.

Guard 1: Maybe she's on her period.
Guard 2: You've never slept with anybody, have you?
Guard 1: No.

Makes me LOL. I'm not making fun of the guy, because I never slept with anyone either, but it's still hilarious.

Oh dear Celestia, this is hilarious. It's interesting to think about Celestia chasing a laser pointer.

i LOVE silly ponies <3

Okay, that was funny! :rainbowlaugh:

Oh, Luna, you troll.

(Joke) Alt. Title: Celestia Vs. The Lazer League!
And later this week, hopefully, Guard 1 will finally sleep with somepony. Then Melvin and Phileas will be jealous.

Celestia is pretty cute.
I would have ended it like this.
AND THEN . . .

halfway through I was like " where's luna in this" but then i realised :

shehad the laser pointer. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Way ahead of you. Catlestia, everyone.

Laser pointers, wonders of the modern world

I haven't even read this story yet, but I love it just for existing

2020686 Let's all point and laugh at the virgin!

This story was completely random...and completely hilarious!

who's a silly pony?? its so random!!!


All right. This is the best thing ever.
Well, it could have been even more hilarious if Luna suddenly felt the urge to catch the red dot herself, only to pause and wonder just what the hell she was doing.

That.....was....AMAZING!! 9001/10 will fave!:yay::yay::yay:

funny and cute! :twilightsmile:

2025280I faved this story......

2025306 I am truly ashamed that I do not know what that is.:fluttercry:

2025328......................................Son I am dissapoint

2025337 I think it precedes me a little bit. I'm only 14, and I didn't have cable until I was 12.

2025346It procedes me too bro. It's Mobile Fighter G Gundam, one of the series in the Mobile Suit Gundam franchise.

2025350 Wow dat shit is old

2025360Yeah, I think it's from '93 or so

I knew a comment like this would show up. Only humans would think that the act of reproduction is a good recreational activity, and think it prudent to laugh at the one who realizes the truth. I almost fell sorry for you. I could also laugh at you. That wouldn't make me any better than you, would it. Instead, you will be ignored. Bye!

“Princess, are you alight?!”

She's on fire!

“Oh no, I killed it. I didn’t mean to...”

Reminds of this.

This was funny and fav worthy. :pinkiehappy:

The Pegasus nodded and walked off. “Thanks, man.”

Other than that, hilarious.

Heh, further proof that Luna is best princess and Pip is a good friend to have. That was a rather fun read.

You gotta love random humor.

2020686 I got a bigger laugh out of it because I have three kids. :rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

Comment posted by Verdigris deleted Jan 27th, 2013

Was I the only one to wonder if the idea of Pinkie being Celestia's daughter wasn't that far out of bounds? :pinkiegasp:

It's funny, my cat Lucky loves to chase the dot. But he knows I'm the one making it happen. When I turn it off, he looks up to my hand holding the pointer and waves his paw for me to turn it back on. When I push the button and he hears the little click, he looks down at the floor to find the dot.

Now our dog is stupid. He hasn't figured out anything. When I turn the light off after he chases it, he spends the next 10 minutes sniffing everywhere to figure out where it went. :trollestia:

Those poor servants, they work all day to get things just right and the two Princesses just don't give a damn.

I hope they at least pay well.

Lol Ahhhhhh gawds that made me laugh....too funny! Good job:rainbowlaugh:

2027403 To be honest, that was intentional. I can't think of a pony rendition of it, so it's just going to stay there. :twilightsheepish:

Luna is best princess and this proves it!:yay:

I BUCKIN CALLED IT!!! Luna am best prankster :rainbowlaugh:

I'm afraid that wasn't funny enough to justify the poor editing. Celestia's acting like a cat for no reason and the lack of a trail when the laser entered the fountain impaired my suspension of disbelief.

:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::twilightblush::ajsmug::raritywink::fluttershyouch: Luna is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.

Why is this not animated yet!? Its perfect!:rainbowlaugh::yay:

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