Dear Princess Twilight:
So, your version of health care is to turn every unicorn into a prostitute? Wow, that's brilliant.
I mean, haven't you ever heard of herpes? Or gonorrhea? Or PIV? I'm pretty sure most STDs are immune to healing spells. So instead of healing everypony, they'd just be spreading their various diseases all around Equestria and beyond. And given the current state of our own government, I have better things to do than convince President Mustangascar not to shut everything down again.
Of course, I'm not exactly fond of Luna's plan for universal health care. I mean, we don't need to provide health care for the non-ponies, or even the earth ponies and pegasi. And besides, Luna's plan would cost a lot of money. Not to mention it's so much more fun to see ponies with the blue flu begging on the streets.
Of course, I might eventually simply give in to Luna's demands and just have everypony get their healthcare. Then I'll go ahead and test it out by playing a pony-sized Whack-A-Mole game.
Your healthy fellow Princess, Celestia.
To my most detested sister:
Have you no shame?
Your disgruntled sister, Luna.
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"Oh my gawd, you got sent to prison AGAIN?"
"Mother..."
"Why can't you be more like your brother? At least he knows how to make friends!"
"Mother-"
"I mean he was smart enough to bail on your stupid plan. Take all the magic in the world? Yeah, they're just gonna roll over for you."
"Mom-"
"And he's kind enough to visit, I don't remember you ever visiting me!"
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This is funnier than it should be.
FINALLY! Someone mentions it. I have read many, many stories. So. Much. Clop. But this fact is never brought up. Thank you for shedding light on the plague that has been festering on the backside of all clop fictions. You are truly an STD hero.
KBO.