Dear Twilight Sparkle:
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
Ah, yes. I remember that day. The day I realized I could make you and your parents pay an outrageously large bill for wrecking the roof, only some of which would actually go into repairing it.
But anyway, if the cutie mark devastators are trying to emulate the stories of other ponies to get their cutie marks, maybe they are stupid enough to be sold into slave labor to find their cutie marks.
Your friends have very interesting stories, I must say. Applejack wanted to be a high-society pony? I think she might have had more luck than Rarity, especially if she wasted her talents on making clothes for ponies who never wear clothes in the first place. Then again, even Rarity’s probably better off than Fluttershy, especially if she was wimpy enough to be held up by a bunch of butterflies.
Strangely enough, I actually recall seeing a pink filly nearby when I was creating this planet. Apparently, rainbow farts can send ponies back in time. Perhaps you should investigate the potential uses of such power.
But I digress. If it was Rainbow Dash who farted out that rainbow that distorted the fabric of time and space, then she is a potential danger to Equestria and must be neutralized.
As for you, please keep in mind that she is a pegasus, and thus one of the lower races. If you feel that she has screwed you over, then you must get revenge on her.
Your gifted-by-destiny former teacher, Princess Celestia.
P.S.: What does “haped” mean? If it happened to Scootaloo, then it probably wasn’t nice.
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You had ONE job, author...
3666246 Link added. Happy now?
Time travel can do some really wacky stuff.
3666315
Oh, yes. Quite.
That word should probably be "lower".
3668305 Okay
Ha. Rainbow Dash was the one hoof arted.
KBO.
Means hug rape, I think?