Walking home at night clearly is one of the most stupid decisions you’ve ever made. That only becomes even more clear when you wake up in an unfamiliar place with strange new limbs.

Haven’t you ever been taught about stranger danger? Don’t go into dark alleys, don’t approach strangers in trench coats, and definitely don’t antagonize them for offering you glow-in-the-dark stickers. You never know if they are some strange, world-bending, celestial deity of some sort that gets easily offended at insults to their precious, precious sticker-selling business and decides to punish you by slapping a sticker on you, therefore transporting you to a world filled with fun-loving equines and terrifying monsters with racial problems.

Your stupid decisions aside, at least one good thing that came out from this situation was that you at least look kinda bad-ass. However, it really does make you stick out from the generic brands of ponies in this... “Equestria” land you woke up in. Hopefully your quick (not really) wits and profound knowledge in the art of profanity, sarcasm, and unknowingly ominous statements that you blurt out of your large, now fang-filled mouth. Hopefully you don’t fuck anything up.

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This is a changeling/centaur reader insert. I was kinda planning on making this gender-neutral, but i think it will be a bit more room for hilarity if the reader was female. It doesn’t really matter what gender you are, though, there’ll be a lot of dirty, really tasteless jokes coming in this fanfic!

Another thing!! I have literally no fucking clue how reader inserts work on this site, but i have seen some of them so i may as well use similar tags!!! Also, this is kinda a... platonic story. I mean, there’s already a shit-ton of smutty reader inserts man, may as well make a platonic one.

I apologize if you don’t have long hair, or short hair, or hair, but i decided to just get kinda... in the middle by giving ya’ll short hair before and long hair after the thing. I dont know if ya’ll care or not about this, i really just ramble a lot and i’m Nervous if i do something wrong.

The cover was created by me. The gray areas are colors that are supposed to be filled in by you, but you probably already know that. :)

When the Rainbooms lose the Battle of the Bands to the Dazzlings, Sunset Shimmer finds herself to be the most hated person at Canterlot High yet again. With Twilight Sparkle missing and no one left standing to reunite the Rainbooms, Sunset and her few remaining friends must discover a way to bring down the tyrannical trio without falling under their spell.

This story is a sequel to Bounty Hunter Anon II

With enemies on both the Republic and the Sith, Anon and Sunset must mend bridges and prepare themselves for a war that puts the entire galaxy at risk. The only hope for peace is to convince the Republic and the Mandalorians to form a truce.

In this Alternate turn of events, we see how the aftermath of Cozy Glow's villainous acts may have gone differently.

Applejack and Rainbow Dash have been married for some time, and after Cozy Glow nearly stole all of Equestria's magic and took over the school, they decide to take it upon themselves to insure the evil filly stays out of trouble. By taking her into their home, and raising her like their own child.

All the while, Rainbow sets out to prove she can be a good mother, Applejack sets out to show Cozy the value of caring for others, and Twilight sets out to mend a strained relationship.

As for Cozy, well, she just wants everypony to know who's top dog.

The prince of a kingdom with some rather terrible news, with no shortage of curiosity and stubborn nosiness, finds himself hunting for the answers on how his parents were mysteriously killed after coming back from a diplomatic meeting.

A pony starting his new life in the big city finds himself bunking with a bunch of half insane ponies who aren't as insane as he thought. Well, they are. But what they do is actually quite impressive to say the least. And this guy just found himself right in the middle of it.

Woo! First story! This is going to come out slow as hell so I'm really sorry for making you wait, but all good things come to those who wait!

Constructive criticism is accepted and frankly encouraged. I like hearing the things I can improve on.
Plz don't bash me story though >.<

A story about Sunset and her awful, unreliable first car that she loves. Based on my own real life experiences with my first car.

Originally begun as a writing exercise, now published for your reading pleasure (or displeasure.)

A geek goes to a con dressed as his favorite character from Kingdom Hearts, thinking he will have a good time for his first cosplay he finds a merchant that has what his cosplay was missing before he buys it and ends up in the world of MLP.

Kingdom hearts x MLP

'Eternity is wasted on hatred, Mr. Harlow. For try as we might, immortality slips away, and we're left with only our shame.'

Peter Harlow is many things. Prepared for becoming a Dracula knock off on a planet full of talking fairy tale animals is not one of them.

He is however stubborn and determined to make it work. If he can succeed is yet to be seen, but one thing is certain

He's a Vampire.

Not a Displaced fic.

Coverart by the delightful rikithemonk

Inspired by
Skeletor, Master of the Empire by Hotel_Chicken
How I started a war in a children cartoon by Netap

This story takes place after the episodes "the return of Harmony Part 1 and 2"

The elements of harmony may have defeated Discord and his brief reign of chaos has finally ended. However there was one casuality from the entire ordeal. Princess Celestia was regressed into a five year old filly. She now has to deal with the aftermath of Discord's chaos and the constant patronizing from her subjects.

Earth has been conquered and for hundreds of years humanity has been under the hooves of giant ponies, its once great countries and empires reduced to mere vassals, required regularly to give their citizens to the ponies. Melissa, age 14, and Joshua, age 11, are taken from their parents to magical land called Equestria where humans are treated at best as little servants, or pets to be taken care of, at worst as disposable toys.

Pre-reader: SomeRandomMinion