A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

My name is pinkie pie, i live in ponyville with all my best friends. I should be happy right? but i have been keeping a secret for my whole life, all to protect the breaking mind of Dashie.

Fluttershy sat across from me with her concerned azure eyes staring deep into my soul with concern. "Y-you can tell me anything pinkie..." she cooed softly, her voice echoing in my soft pink ears. I had been trying to hold it in, hold in how i fell in love with the cyan Pegasus, how i had killed my father, how i got my cutie mark, how me and the rainbow maned pony met at the asylum. How she forgot.

but secrets were hard to keep for so long, and i knew that if i could tell anypony about what happened, it was Fluttershy.
"o-okay, well i guess it all started on a rock farm" i spoke calmly, as the rest of the story poured out of me.

AMAZING ALTERNATE ENDING/ EPILOGUE HERE: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/190532/pinkie-promise-epilogue
(cover art by me: toxicdemon10 on Deviantart)

A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous."
Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.

What's threatening Equestria this time? Why can't they just defend themselves with the Elements of Harmony? Why do the princesses magically summon a human instead of a member of a more respectable species? Who the hell has been giving Luna language lessons? Why is the hero yet another guy named Kyle? Some (but not all) of these questions will be answered, and the answers may surprise you!

Or, you know, maybe not.

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[NOTE: There's no gore as such, but there is a great deal of ridiculous, cartoon-style violence.]

Cover art by Rob Liefeld thewaffler.

Twilight and Spike return to the Castle of the Two Sisters, only to find that their previous foray into its depths may not be what they remember.

As hard as Spike tries he cannot seem to win over Rarity's heart. After "careful" consideration he decides to present her with a truly au inspiring gift. he also figures out that Rarity's little sister Sweetie Belle is probably his best bet for ideas on what he should get. Unbeknownst to him, Sweetie Belle has had quite the eye for Spike for a while now and she is flattered, yet slightly hurt when Spike asks for help. So the two set of on a quest for the perfect gift, a quest that will make them close friends, or perhaps more than that.

As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?

Cover Image by NetherWalker

Realized there was no link, so I'm adding two, one here and one in the chapter. After the events of Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare , the juicy bits that I cant put in a T fic: Defining Love

Edit: I swear, half of you are uncultured heathens. The thing in the image with the Nightmare's hair is a substitute doll

We Have All Sinned, But do those Sins define us? One disgraced magician faces this debacle as she is faced with a choice: turn to light, or fall into the shadow. Story occurs before Trixie obtained the alicorn amulet

While walking through Sweet Apple Acres, Twilight and Applejack come across a crash landed meteor. Soon after, all hell breaks loose in Ponyville while Twilight's trying to put the puzzle pieces together. It doesn't help the Element of Magic when she has to deal with an alien species dropping off in the middle of nowhere and becoming her responsibility.

Meanwhile, meet Griffin Pearsons, an intelligent, foul-mouthed teenager. To his surprise, he wakes up in a bed that's not his own, in a room that's not his own and with members of an alien species that are not of his own. He soon finds himself in a slew of events that leads to the end of Equestria itself, with him stuck in the dead center of it.

Why did the meteor crash into Equestria? Where did the storm come from, and why does it seem like its getting worse? Why aren't the Pegasus ponies controlling the weather? And what are the Royal Sisters' opinions about all this?

But the one question Griffin is asking himself is,

Will he ever be able to get back home?

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A HiE (Human in Equestria) story.

Rated Teen for lots of swearing that occurs starting chapter 1, imagery and light violence.

Heads up, the human character will NOT become a pony in this story.

Chapters "Prologue" through "Journey" in progress to be re-written!