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My Average Sized Human

by The Sage of Toads

A slice of life fanfiction with the occasional story arc. MASH is a story about six friends, their less than normal lives, and the interesting world they live in. Co-written by Andrew Joshua Talon of "Progress" and "Beating the Heat" fame.

Cover Image by Mirakurunaito

Chapters (3)