What's threatening Equestria this time? Why can't they just defend themselves with the Elements of Harmony? Why do the princesses magically summon a human instead of a member of a more respectable species? Who the hell has been giving Luna language lessons? Why is the hero yet another guy named Kyle? Some (but not all) of these questions will be answered, and the answers may surprise you!

Or, you know, maybe not.

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[NOTE: There's no gore as such, but there is a great deal of ridiculous, cartoon-style violence.]

Cover art by Rob Liefeld thewaffler.